The art of doing what one deems "chill". The definitionmay vary from person to person but the general idea is for a person t reach an ideal level of satisfaction in all areas of life. Unlike other ways of living, chillinism does not require a person to reach any pre-set goals or be an active member in society. You achieve chilinism when you see fit. Not a soul on earth can tell you otherwise. It's funny how hard people try when they know that an inevitable end awaits them. Chillinsim strictly believes in making ones time alive as "utopian-like" as possible.
The purpose of practicing can simply be deduced to: inflicting as little possible anxiety in life.
"I'm very tired today, but I have class at 9 (what do I REALLY want to do to make myself happy. A: Wake up go to class and not fall behind. B: stay in bed wake up at 2 and feel rested, although i am now a days behind on work."
The answer is literally, whatever will please you in the long run. Chillinism is an art similar to meditation, but requires effort only you can measure.
Hanging out at the beach with a false sense of entitlement and accomplishment attributed to one's own life which allows one to enjoy the beach and honestly feel that one deserves to be out there, all while having a falsely inflated ego leading one to believe that they are the "F"ing man!
That landscaper who was out by the DonCesar was definitely chillininlasolaslikeimjoeyparrino!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.