A small, highly buoyant, bit of poo that remains in the bowl following a flush and steadfastly refuses to disappear. Plunging and targeted tissue draping are ineffective.
Self-generated chegwinnits mainly occur the first time you visit your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parent's house.
Stranger's chegwinnits are regularly found in public conveniences.
Often shortened to 'cheg'.
I couldn't believe it. I was lunching with Kate and Wills when I needed a crap, and a fucking chegwinnit refused to flush! I scooped it out and fed the fucker to a corgi
Chegwidden is always the hottest man/woman of your friend group. Stick close to a chegwidden and it will pay off in the long run, because they are loyal, trustworthy, and overall good people
A portly middle aged fellow who may once have been succesful and attractive but has since let himself go. His self esteem however, has not diminished to suit his now less then attractive form. Generally found traveling alone rather than in a group the Chegwin is commonly found on beachess.
Trade mark features include: Bloated beer gut. Towel tied as a cape or scarf. Confident though slightly unsettling smirk. General vibe of arrogance and seediness.
The common Chegwin/Chequin often find employment as: PE teachers, Sports coaches, real estate agents etc.
To use comic material developed by another comedian, attempting to pass it off as your own. Often done without giving the other comedian credit for it, especially on the internet.
I just tweeted an awesome one liner, but I'm afraid someone might Chegwin it.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."