Chegwig

Some is being thick or dense and/or just being a prick

You’re an absolute chegwig

by Rob268655 July 13, 2022

Chegwin

A penis that grows smaller as it becomes erect.

"I was really looking forward to getting to know him in the biblical sense. Sadly, it quickly became apparent that he was rocking a Chegwin."

by NecroDomicon January 28, 2018

Chegwinnit

A small, highly buoyant, bit of poo that remains in the bowl following a flush and steadfastly refuses to disappear. Plunging and targeted tissue draping are ineffective.

Self-generated chegwinnits mainly occur the first time you visit your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parent's house.

Stranger's chegwinnits are regularly found in public conveniences.

Often shortened to 'cheg'.

I couldn't believe it. I was lunching with Kate and Wills when I needed a crap, and a fucking chegwinnit refused to flush! I scooped it out and fed the fucker to a corgi

by Violet Toad October 13, 2011

chegwidden

Chegwidden is always the hottest man/woman of your friend group. Stick close to a chegwidden and it will pay off in the long run, because they are loyal, trustworthy, and overall good people

If were going bowling, make sure you invite a Chegwidden

by Capt. Steve Rodgers February 4, 2014

Chegwin/Chequin

A portly middle aged fellow who may once have been succesful and attractive but has since let himself go. His self esteem however, has not diminished to suit his now less then attractive form. Generally found traveling alone rather than in a group the Chegwin is commonly found on beachess.

Trade mark features include: Bloated beer gut. Towel tied as a cape or scarf. Confident though slightly unsettling smirk. General vibe of arrogance and seediness.

The common Chegwin/Chequin often find employment as: PE teachers, Sports coaches, real estate agents etc.

by Sniwg Ehc December 14, 2009

Chegwin

To use comic material developed by another comedian, attempting to pass it off as your own. Often done without giving the other comedian credit for it, especially on the internet.

I just tweeted an awesome one liner, but I'm afraid someone might Chegwin it.

by MikeSynonymous October 22, 2010

Choking the chegwin

When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin

"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018