A small, highly buoyant, bit of poo that remains in the bowl following a flush and steadfastly refuses to disappear. Plunging and targeted tissue draping are ineffective.
Self-generated chegwinnits mainly occur the first time you visit your new boyfriend/girlfriend's parent's house.
Stranger's chegwinnits are regularly found in public conveniences.
Often shortened to 'cheg'.
I couldn't believe it. I was lunching with Kate and Wills when I needed a crap, and a fucking chegwinnit refused to flush! I scooped it out and fed the fucker to a corgi
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.