Cheetosis

When a fine, orange film that covers your fingers after enjoying several dozen cheetos.

"Dude, why are your fingers orange?"
"I'm coming down with some really bad Cheetosis . Those cheetos are just so damn delicious!"

by The Doe Boy December 17, 2008

Cheetosis

A state of being in a carbohydrate-induced coma where you and everything around you is covered in orange powder.

Jim is in the throes of cheetosis.

by Keith Y. February 20, 2009

Cheetosis

On a diet of only Cheetos, achieving a state of Cheetosis. A layer of orange dust upon the entire body marks success.

I'm on the Cheeto diet hoping to maintain a state of Cheetosis.

by Ocher Sonja February 23, 2019

Neatos Cheetos

When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers

Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos

by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

Coffee Cheetos Chicken

The definition of a Jerma joke.

What's in the crate? Oh dude there's a fucking knife, there's coffee cheetos chicken!

by Navybog February 15, 2018

sucking dick for cheetos

The act of doing something for no possible reason or form of payout.

"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"

by Black21 October 14, 2013

flaming hot cheetoshit

When you eat an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos and when you have diarrhea
The next day (and you will have diarrhea) it is blood red and you think you are dying.

I was drinking beer and eating flaming hot Cheetos. The next morning I thought I was shitting blood until the burning started. I realized that I was taking a flaming hot cheetoshit.

by Metalhed1 December 28, 2013