Cheetohsis 

a respiratory illness resulting from inhaling Cheetoh dust.

The only known cure for Cheetohsis is drinking large quantities of Miller High Life.

Cheetohsis by Gomek November 25, 2010

flaming hot cheetoshit 

When you eat an entire bag of flaming hot Cheetos and when you have diarrhea
The next day (and you will have diarrhea) it is blood red and you think you are dying.

I was drinking beer and eating flaming hot Cheetos. The next morning I thought I was shitting blood until the burning started. I realized that I was taking a flaming hot cheetoshit.

flaming hot cheetoshit by Metalhed1 December 28, 2013

Cheetosis

When a fine, orange film that covers your fingers after enjoying several dozen cheetos.

"Dude, why are your fingers orange?"
"I'm coming down with some really bad Cheetosis . Those cheetos are just so damn delicious!"

Cheetosis by The Doe Boy December 17, 2008

Cheekosis

A temporary break from sanity where the person feels the urge to pinch cheeks with reckless abandonment.

Grandma suffered another bout of cheekosis when meeting her grandson, Justin

Cheekosis by wheels malloy November 25, 2016

Cheetosis

A state of being in a carbohydrate-induced coma where you and everything around you is covered in orange powder.

Jim is in the throes of cheetosis.

Cheetosis by Keith Y. February 20, 2009

Cheetosis

On a diet of only Cheetos, achieving a state of Cheetosis. A layer of orange dust upon the entire body marks success.

I'm on the Cheeto diet hoping to maintain a state of Cheetosis.

Cheetosis by Ocher Sonja February 23, 2019

Cheetohs 

A fluffy crispy thing with a cheese essence it tastes like orange rain with cats falling down from the earth.

Girl 1: What is that?
Girl 2: It's a Cheetohs bag

Cheetohs by zoey101_wth April 27, 2019