Cheet-I

The singular definition of Cheetos in a bowl after dropping a tab of acid

Yo Pass the cheet-I !
I had cheet-I for lunch today.
Look at how much Cheet-I are left?

Can I have some cheet-I?

Cheet-I by Incelpapi December 31, 2019

I put all cheez in me

A phrase explaining a persons love of cheese.

I put all cheez in me. Furthermore any new cheez will also be put in me.

I put all cheez in me by ManwithAplan. September 12, 2010

I Cheat On Wife 

Dr.Disrespect

I Cheat On Wife and Wear a wig sunglasses and a armour vest and record in the bathroom~

I Cheat On Wife by CuntGayBitchDady August 3, 2019

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

Yeaaahh, me to

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

i took a dump on your moms chest

The end-all be-all phrase that has the power to end any verbal argument. Once spoken, your opponent will be so much in awe that he will quietly back away.

Brendan: Glass isn't a true solid.
Devin: Your moms a true solid. And so was the dump I took on her chest.
Brendan: ::backs away slowly::

i took a dump on your moms chest by Biggie McDevin August 4, 2004

I'll never wash my cheek 

Is usually used following an unexpected display of affection (typically a kiss) from a person whom one has a crush on.

While I am unsure of the exact etymology of the phrase, I can remember first hearing it on an old Brady Bunch episode when Marcia Brady said it after Davy Jones from the Monkees kissed her on the cheek.

"I can't believe Davy Jones kissed me! I'll never wash this cheek again."

I'll never wash my cheek by The Professor July 11, 2004

I'll never wash my cheek 

a saying used when someone kisses you, meaning that you will never wash their spit off your jaw because it is PRECIOUS to you.

Johnny Depp kissed me...i'll never wash my cheek again!

I'll never wash my cheek by francesca papayano September 20, 2003