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Cheese Crack

hey bro wanna do some crack
no man i got the good shit i got cheese crack
oh fuck yeah also i have 3 buttocks
Cheese Crack by thepseudonym4 February 10, 2022

Crack Cheese 

A stank ass booty hole.
I was hitting that shot from behind last night but with each pump all I got was whiffs of crack cheese.

Rachel’s ass smells of crack cheese when she gets home from soccer practice.

crack cheese 

the cheese that forms from your crack cheeks
bro my crack cheese taste so good ughhhhh

Crack Cheese 

The collection of greasy cheese-like material in the upper part of an ass crack, caused by sweating and/or poor hygiene.
"I passed out before I took a shower last night, and I had the worst crack cheese this morning."
Crack Cheese by lunarcoyote September 4, 2005

Crack Cheese 

What people in Western New York call Boursin cheese at a party because they can't stop eating it.
"I'm not touching the crack cheese I won't stop."
"No one bring crack cheese or I will kick your ass."

Me: "Why is it called crack cheese?
Cousin: "Try it."
Me: "Well I usually don't like cheese but alright."
*5 seconds later*
"I understand."
Crack Cheese by FlametheSeraph December 3, 2019

Put crack cheese

Cheese they put in your butt crack
Put crack cheese by TEA SISTAR :3 February 9, 2020
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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