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Cowardly married man who cheats with his coworker for years on his wife and family of 16 years and then RUNS away like a little bitch when confronted. Then he moves in with the still married slut with 3 kids from different men.
by unicorntiny November 15, 2016
Get the Cheating Husband mug.See Cheating husband....Man who took a vow in marriage and then screws his slut of a coworker for year before the wife and family of 16 years finds out. Once confronted, the bastard runs away without an apology or explanation.
We all knew Bill was a cheating bastard, because his history is that he can't be alone, and always finds another before ending his current marriage.
by unicorntiny November 23, 2016
Get the cheating bastard mug.A reference to the chain of command for the New England Patriots. Plays off of the holy trinity. Pokes fun at how patriots fans worship cheaters.
Disgruntled patriots fan "the patriots have never cheated. There isn't any evidence."
Fan with common sense "go pray to your cheating trinity sculptures of Crafty KraftPatriot's owner Robert Kraft, Bill Belicheat Patriot's head coach Bill Belichick, and Shady Brady Patriots quarterback Tom Brady of the cheatriots Patriots."
Fan with common sense "go pray to your cheating trinity sculptures of Crafty KraftPatriot's owner Robert Kraft, Bill Belicheat Patriot's head coach Bill Belichick, and Shady Brady Patriots quarterback Tom Brady of the cheatriots Patriots."
by anonymous NFL fan January 25, 2016
Get the Cheating Trinity mug.A man who has been married for 15 years with two children and a stay at home wife who has a Facebook profile which states he is a single dad who is taking care of his two kids. And when his wife askes about it he exclaims that he's been meaning to change it but has forgotten his password. And when he filled it out the keyboard keys got stuck from dried soda not allowing him to change the typos he hadn't noticed were there.
When your husband doesn't come home after work every night for three years till the early morning is when you know you have a cheating-husband.
by Breakfastatiffanies May 12, 2017
Get the cheating-husband mug.When a person who is supposed to be following the keto diet cheats and goes over their daily carb/sugar limit, their metabolic state goes from ketosis to cheatosis. Go take a dildo shit, motherfucker.
What's with the donuts, Bob? I thought you were on the keto diet.
Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.
Bob: Yeah well, now it's a cheato diet.
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