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When your boss shits on your tits to use as lubricant while being titty fucked.
I'm going to Chazzan you tonight.

Would you like a chazzan at work?
Chazzan me at the desk.
Chazzan by 03 guy April 16, 2019
Words you can keep

Chazzing 

Verb - a level of chilling out, but with a but more oomph (hence the jazz-type sound).

Noun - to be in a chilled but awesome state of mind.
"We are chazzing in the beach after finishing our 10th beer."

"We are headed out to get our chazz on."
Chazzing by fwafwow July 4, 2019
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A Chazzer (pronounced Hassa) is a someone that is greedy and will double-cross a freind or associate for their own personal advantage.
"You know what a Chazzar is Frank? It's a pig that don't fly straight" Tony Montana, Scarface 1983
Chazzar by Scarface Fan December 10, 2008
a girl who likes to eat a lot of food from a male slut whore with a chode. they usually come out at night with hunger pangs asking for takeaways. they also like noodles. and also have a tendecy to steal certain cutlery items e.g. knife, plate,mug,pint glass,chocolate fingers, bowles and icing. also cupcake icing is a favourite when they can get there hands on them.
i want some food
your such a chazza b

Chazzing It 

in reference to the online game Mobsters, a term used to describe the cowardly actions of an individual who likes brag of his actions of "killing" other mobsters by listing and fleeing, either by death or by hiding in Eastern Europe.
Dude, this tard is chazzing it again!
Chazzing It by A Mobster June 29, 2011

Chazzard 

a jankass or jank, or a person whos is annoying "piece of crap"

can also be used as chazzardous, ie) chazzardous jank.

(originally the Iranian word for Aunt)
example numero uno: You need to pick up your phone you chazzard!

example numero dos: dude, i dont know why i even talk to you. you are such a chazzardous jank!
Chazzard by Boston Mervice May 5, 2008
An offectionate term often used in Australia for a Daihatsu Charade.
"Aye man I swapped my Starlet for a Chazza yesterday"

"Fuck yeah man, can't go wrong with a Chazza"
Chazza by Mdeezyy January 12, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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