Charzan

Verb, usually used excitedly, with great emphasis and a wealth of satisfaction for a job well done.A combination of the names Charlotte and Susanna. Meaning: to thoroughly clean a home or commercial building.

"Let's Charzan (!) this place!" used by drudges when getting ready to clean up for the dirty people.
"This place has been Charzanned!", used by the dirty people when they arrive home to their nice clean houses.

by Squirrellyjones March 16, 2009

Charzian Scale

A scale in which men secretly grade women based off of three factors; Beauty (personal attractiveness), personality (approachability) and whether or not you could see a future with this woman (wife material). Each one of the factors has its own scale from 1-100 and should be discussed in order of beauty, personality and future wife material. A lot of guys do this their head and a lot are unaware that they do it. I'm sure women got they're own scale and factors.

guy1: "Hey what's the charzian scale for her?"

guy2: "She's really hot but has resting bitch face. I'm going to say 91, 87, 90."

guy1: "Those are up there man, go talk to her."

guy2: "Alright, find out what's she's really like. That 87 might go up."

by Abriel Ole September 14, 2016

Charzarding

Charzarding is when you light a girls pubes on fire then put it out with your jizz and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"

He started charzarding me so i left

by baldore October 6, 2010

charangonat

An ultimate weapon that is lightning charged and does a mad amount of damage, this is one of the ultra weapons that can stop Harmy.

Hes coming dude, the mothers are gone now! We have to find the ultimate donkey charangonat to retrieve the mothers.

by Welbel.is.epic April 18, 2020

charmangulation

Tearing, ripping, or otherwise mutilating the first several sheets off of a new toilet roll in an attempt to find the "start".

Man that's totally F'ed up!!! You really committed charmangulation on that roll of bungwipe, didn't you?

by Telephony November 15, 2010

Charmandering

Unlike charizarding, charmandering is when you take a long shit that sticks to your arse, light it on fire and run around squaking like a insane parrot while slapping people round the face with it.

I would have gone to Specsavers of there wasn't a man charmandering everyone down the street

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 1, 2018

Flaming Charzard

When you set your girls ass on fire then put it out with your cum and scream you dont have enough badges to train me then run out of the room flapping your arms like a bird while you scream

man i flaming charzard her ass

by flying gamose February 23, 2018