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Charzarding 

Charzarding is when you light a girls pubes on fire then put it out with your jizz and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"
He started charzarding me so i left
Charzarding by baldore October 6, 2010
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Flaming Charzard

When you set your girls ass on fire then put it out with your cum and scream you dont have enough badges to train me then run out of the room flapping your arms like a bird while you scream
man i flaming charzard her ass
Flaming Charzard by flying gamose February 23, 2018

Charzard 

The act of when having sex with a women when your about to cum you light her pussy on fire then use your cum to put the fire out whilst flapping your arms screaming “you dont have enough xp to obtain me”
Friend:Bro how did the date with chelsey go!

You: Aw man I blew it, I tried to charzard her buy she didn't know what I was doing so I burnt her puss and now she is pressing charges...

Friend: Oh..Shit
Charzard by STINKY NIGGERS 112233 February 3, 2018
A yiddish word for pig. Someone who wants more than what he needs and don't fly straight no more.
"See that fat bastard thats Nacho Contreas...El Gordo...He's a real CHAZZER!!!!!-Frank Lopez
chazzer by Big Seth November 3, 2003

Charzard 

Sticking a tail but plug in a girls ass lighting it on fire then fucking her
Yo bro last night I met up with this girl and I gave her a charzard
Charzard by THERIGHTNUTOFGOD April 29, 2022
a girl who likes to eat a lot of food from a male slut whore with a chode. they usually come out at night with hunger pangs asking for takeaways. they also like noodles. and also have a tendecy to steal certain cutlery items e.g. knife, plate,mug,pint glass,chocolate fingers, bowles and icing. also cupcake icing is a favourite when they can get there hands on them.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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