chavenson 

Usually a bald man hes pretty bald if you see him on the street hes bald

Brad:Wow did you see that man hes bald
Zeke: DAMN i bet his names chavenson
Brad: his bald ass

chavenson by Aroppp December 23, 2021

Chavenson 

A big fat cocked daddy with a bald ass head and dookie black eyes. Usually good in bed, has a sexy voice and strong piss scent.

Damn, is that Chavenson? He has a fat neck!

Chavenson by myapoligiezfather December 23, 2021

Chavenstein

The pathetic and worthless outcome of the sloppy fumblings which all 1-2 minutes of pointless prodding (usually into a saggy grey gusset due to the fact that neither of them would think to remove her knickers first) purports to be the act of sexual intercourse between 2 scabby, jobless, skanky drug and Lambrini addled fuck-wits.

This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above

This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.

Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....

Ain't evolution a bummer?

Most of the fuggly cunts on chavscum.com

Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'

Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)

Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.

Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....

Chavenstein by Mik Mak September 7, 2005

chanson 

Chanson is distinguished from the rest of French "pop" music by following the rhythm of the French language, rather than that of English, and thus is identifiable as specifically French.

In France today, "chanson" often refers to the work of more popular singers like Jacques Brel, Georges Brassens, Édith Piaf, Barbara, Léo Ferré, etc.

chanson by kerouacid April 11, 2009

Clivenson

To Steve up a potato, specifically to the point where it is Clived. In some rare cases, the potato will be Stephensoned on a Clive oven.

How would you like your potatoes?
Clivensoned

Clivenson by Cleve Stivenson March 17, 2013

Chansong 

Word that encapsulates compassion and kind heartedness. Anyone described as such are the ones people go to for council and help with their problems. You can count on them that they will listen and care for you like none other.

Carol is so chansong

Chansong by boomchickapowow November 23, 2021

chansong 

A fat butt with little green bumps on it. Usually full of puss that pops when the person sits down.

Stacy: “I think one of my Chansong bumps just popped! It’s leaking!”

chansong by Anonymous ranger December 26, 2018