chauner

The male reproductive unit which is used to annihilate the opposite sex.

Last night I was tipping a dame with my chauner and than decided to go balls deep.

by Tip-toucher2310 May 6, 2009

Chauner

"Chauner" refers to an obese person who lives on state benefits, as a result of being too fat to work. This is a derogatory term, and only refers to those who are obese out of choice (not those who are obese through a medical condition). This word comes from a family who live in Blackburn, England. The father of the family is quoted as saying "sometimes I get tired from watching TV so I have to have a little nap"

The majority of jeremy kyle's audience are most probably chauners.

by Gustav bladderash February 9, 2010

Chauncer

A jaunty little moron. A self-satisfied fool.

That silly chauncer actually believes he's the best poker player in the world.

by TMx April 20, 2013

Chawner

A fat, lazy, benefit-seeking bludger.

Obese family say benefit insufficient to feed their gluttony. Pack of chawners!

by Lord Pleco August 11, 2010

Chaucer

The original urban dictionary in the English language, the medieval poet Geoffrey Chaucer wrote in the vernacular, or the language of the common people. The Canterbury Tales, for example, is a collection of stories filled with plenty of swearing, slang, and fart jokes.

courtly poet: "Rident stolidi verba Latina!"
Chaucer: "Fuck that. I'm writing in English."

by Thomas Sartorius April 13, 2008

Chawner

Fat, lazy benefit recipient

A chawner is an obese, long-term welfare recipient. May mistakenly believe current state of affairs is not of their own making and have associated issues with personal hygiene. Likely to have large (state funded) DVD collection and enjoy TV wrestling.

by NZ rifleman August 12, 2010

Channer

Someone who frequently visits "that website" or one of the other chans.

You go on *beep*chan? Wow, i didnt know you were a channer too!

by Cant be traced September 15, 2009