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Chattalk 

A language similar in concept to the writing style developed by whoever invented the first PDA to write. The main difference here being that Chattalk is comprised of short acronyms and intentional misspellings of words in order to shorten the time used in texting and instant messaging.
Dude I so just got laid.

ROFLMAO!! Ur such a fukn virgo.

Whats with the Chattalk man?

New fone.
Chattalk by Unholy Jester March 3, 2009
Words you can keep

Chatstalk 

When a person is in a chatroom, watching people chat, but never actually saying anything.
I hope nobody's chatstalking our conversation.
Chatstalk by Deathmatch1127 October 6, 2015

Chattack 

v. to go online on Facebook chat, pick a friend, type something to them, then click "Go Offline" before the friend can respond.
9:15PM
Joe: Chattack!
Joe Smith is offline.
9:16PM
Me: DANG!
(Joe appears to be offline. To send this as a message, click here.)
Chattack by Jarrrrrrrrrrod October 25, 2010

chatstalk 

Basically, having numerous conversations at once with the same person, like having a conversation on Facebook, Yahoo Instant Messenger and the phone--all with the same person. This usually occurs when you have absolutely nothing else to do.
Jack: So did you talk to Kelly last night?
Rick: Yeah, on the phone and facebook.
Jack: So you chatstalked her?
chatstalk by dumbledor42 November 17, 2011

chatalkative 

Juni: You talk a lot tonight in chat.
Shaheen: Yep, I feel chatalkative.

He is a chatalkative person but he does not talk too much in real life.
chatalkative by coolgrillnofoe November 12, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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