Chattack

Name: Chattack Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
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v. to go online on Facebook chat, pick a friend, type something to them, then click "Go Offline" before the friend can respond.

9:15PM
Joe: Chattack!
Joe Smith is offline.
9:16PM
Me: DANG!
(Joe appears to be offline. To send this as a message, click here.)

Chattack by Jarrrrrrrrrrod October 25, 2010

Words you can keep

Cattack

Verb. A cat-like attack, ie: When someone sporadically runs up/pounces someone, then casually walks away.

Similar to the hugtackle, just more crafty.

"She cattacked me on the way to the kitchen!"

Cattack by Atalaya December 25, 2007

Related Words

Chattack • Cattack • Cattacked • Cattacking • cattackled • Chatjack • chatmack • chatpacker • Chattacoochie • Chattalk

chatmack

A girl you're chatting wiff and macking on.

Could be used for casual FWBs or your main squeeze.

Hey brown, who's that girl?
Duu, step down.. dat's my chatmack k?!

chatmack by revhappy May 13, 2014

Cattack

A cat-like attack which is both cute and ferocious.

A: CATTACK!!!! *hits brother*
B: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU KAREN!! THIS IS WHY I DONT TELL ANYONE AT SCHOOL WE ARE RELATED!! AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!
A: *hisssss*

Cattack by Minglee April 27, 2019

Chattacoochie

Razor bumps that appear on a mons pubis of a woman. Her mons pubis area looks similar to the chattahoochee flooring popular around simming pools.

Dang dawg, dat hoe had some real bad chattacoochie down there. It chafed me up real bad.

Chattacoochie by marKO BD April 8, 2011

chatpacker

Someone who constantly joins and leaves a chat room within a few seconds, they get off doing this sort of thing.

Someone who has sex with the chat room

Fan joins the chat room.
Tony: Hey Fan!
Fan leaves the chat room.
Tony:ok....
fan joins the chat room.
tony: Hello fan
fan leaves the chat room.
tony: wtf
fan joins the chat room.
Tony: fan you going to stay awhile?
fan leaves the chat room
Tony: Must be a fucking chatpacker!

chatpacker by TonyX2V January 13, 2007

Cattack

The act of bombarding a person with cat videos, memes and pictures until they love cats.

"He said he doesn't trust cats so i'm gonna cattack him"

"I can't believe they don't love kittys, they need a good cattacking!"

Cattack by Girl7 September 7, 2014

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026