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chatstalk 

Basically, having numerous conversations at once with the same person, like having a conversation on Facebook, Yahoo Instant Messenger and the phone--all with the same person. This usually occurs when you have absolutely nothing else to do.
Jack: So did you talk to Kelly last night?
Rick: Yeah, on the phone and facebook.
Jack: So you chatstalked her?
chatstalk by dumbledor42 November 17, 2011

chainstalking

When you creep someone on social media, and end up creeping completely irrelevant people through clicking related profiles.
Jim: hey, did you see that picture that Amanda posted?
Colin: yeah! Some of her tagged friends were really hot so I kept creeping, and somehow ended up creeping her best friend's boyfriend's cousin's mother in law.
Jim: dude, you just full out chainstalked like 8 people deep.
Colin: don't act like you don't enjoy chainstalking.
chainstalking by Jrueee January 20, 2015

Chatstanding

In a large corporate Zoom/Teams meeting, attendees with nothing to add to the conversation make up for it with banal, cheerleading and good vibes in the meeting chat to make sure they are seen.
Not sure why Bob was in that meeting, but boy was he chatstanding with his shallow words of encouragement and inappropriate memes.
Chatstanding by jhertz3000 September 9, 2022

CuntStalk 

A cunt that keeps growing into a larger cunt over time.
Billy is a real Cuntstalk man I used to be able to stand him but now he’s gotten too bad.
CuntStalk by NOVA- January 22, 2019

Chattack 

v. to go online on Facebook chat, pick a friend, type something to them, then click "Go Offline" before the friend can respond.
9:15PM
Joe: Chattack!
Joe Smith is offline.
9:16PM
Me: DANG!
(Joe appears to be offline. To send this as a message, click here.)
Chattack by Jarrrrrrrrrrod October 25, 2010

carstalk 

stealthily following people who are walking through the carpark to their cars while driving your car. usually performed when desperate for a parking spot, so you'll follow anyone who looks like they're leaving.
"why are you following those people so closely?
"yo I'm carstalking that couple to their car so I can steal their parking spot."
carstalk by loveorsympathy February 23, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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