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Charlwood
A complete prat who doesn't stick to the rules therefore making people angry, a charlwood doesn't deserve to exist
Charlwood by angryperson123456 October 1, 2011
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South Charnwood High School
A nice place, if you ignore the broken down buses, the seagulls, the muddy field, the rain, the plaque of a bull with a massive ballsack and the trampled fences.
Kid 1: Look, a seagull!
Kid 2: Eat it, it's better than the food here served at South Charnwood High School.
Kid 1: Okay.
Kid 2: Eat it, it's better than the food here served at South Charnwood High School.
Kid 1: Okay.
South Charnwood High School by NotInferno045 January 9, 2020
Chelwood
A Chelwood is a rare species of the indigenous ape family. These primates traditionally have very small genitals and are known to commonly scratch, not their genitals, but rather the forefront of their most likely hair covered chest. It is a common known fact that one may contract Swetmanitis by coming in contact with a Chelwood’s testicular region. This disease affects a few number of people per year due to the fact that Chelwoods are rarely seen naked. But if one should come across an unclothed Chelwood it is best to make much noise so as to frighten the Chelwood into retreat. If this is ineffective, then the next course of action should be to run in the opposite direction while screaming, “Damnit Chelwood!”
Chelwood by Rufus Cogburn December 10, 2006
Chawoodle
Chawoodle by FeskerWood October 9, 2010
Chatswood
A suburb located on the lower north shore and the common meeting and mating ground for Private school and public school plebians. Some may partake in the Asian side of Chatswood (which is literally all of Chatswood) whilst others loiter in dodgy parks. Recently, Chatswood has started trying to become bigger as to steal Macquarie Shopping Centres' spotlight.
Literally every train goes there, so it is always a meeting spot and a very common date spot with your Korean cafes, the underground library and Chinese hotpots.
Common name it goes by includes Chatswong and for private school kids: chatty.
Kids try to exploit the system of the cheap pool tables in Strike and the secret korean karaoke centre.
Literally every train goes there, so it is always a meeting spot and a very common date spot with your Korean cafes, the underground library and Chinese hotpots.
Common name it goes by includes Chatswong and for private school kids: chatty.
Kids try to exploit the system of the cheap pool tables in Strike and the secret korean karaoke centre.
Privvy: Hey meet in chatty later?
Pleb: Chatswood?
Privvy: yea, lets go karaoke at that korean place and then go hotpot
Pleb: Chatswood?
Privvy: yea, lets go karaoke at that korean place and then go hotpot
Chatswood by potatothecommunist September 24, 2019
callwood
callwood by Urban dictionary minister January 10, 2017
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