Charlwood

Slang for a weird or rejected family member

Usually used in north england and around Liverpool

poor him he's a charlwood

by killokop December 8, 2009

Charlwood

A complete prat who doesn't stick to the rules therefore making people angry, a charlwood doesn't deserve to exist

Charlwood sets us so much work

by angryperson123456 October 1, 2011

South Charnwood High School

A nice place, if you ignore the broken down buses, the seagulls, the muddy field, the rain, the plaque of a bull with a massive ballsack and the trampled fences.

Kid 1: Look, a seagull!
Kid 2: Eat it, it's better than the food here served at South Charnwood High School.
Kid 1: Okay.

by NotInferno045 January 9, 2020

Chelwood

A Chelwood is a rare species of the indigenous ape family. These primates traditionally have very small genitals and are known to commonly scratch, not their genitals, but rather the forefront of their most likely hair covered chest. It is a common known fact that one may contract Swetmanitis by coming in contact with a Chelwood’s testicular region. This disease affects a few number of people per year due to the fact that Chelwoods are rarely seen naked. But if one should come across an unclothed Chelwood it is best to make much noise so as to frighten the Chelwood into retreat. If this is ineffective, then the next course of action should be to run in the opposite direction while screaming, “Damnit Chelwood!”

"Damnit Chelwood!!!" -everyone

by Rufus Cogburn December 10, 2006

Chawoodle

a half Chihuahua half Poodle

That little dogs furr is too poofy to be a Chihuahua, its must be a Chawoodle.

by FeskerWood October 9, 2010

Chatswood

A suburb located on the lower north shore and the common meeting and mating ground for Private school and public school plebians. Some may partake in the Asian side of Chatswood (which is literally all of Chatswood) whilst others loiter in dodgy parks. Recently, Chatswood has started trying to become bigger as to steal Macquarie Shopping Centres' spotlight.
Literally every train goes there, so it is always a meeting spot and a very common date spot with your Korean cafes, the underground library and Chinese hotpots.

Common name it goes by includes Chatswong and for private school kids: chatty.

Kids try to exploit the system of the cheap pool tables in Strike and the secret korean karaoke centre.

Privvy: Hey meet in chatty later?
Pleb: Chatswood?
Privvy: yea, lets go karaoke at that korean place and then go hotpot

by potatothecommunist September 24, 2019

callwood

Handsome gentleman who gets all the ladies

Callwood is such a great last name. Please go out wid me?

by Urban dictionary minister January 10, 2017