Chat Blocked
I was tottaly having CS with Kittygirl9464 but hotmanforchicks67 freaken came in and chat blocked me.
Chat Blocked by Alix McQ October 11, 2008
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Chat Blocker
A person who comments on a status update or anything else similar to that and ruins a good conversation between two people.
Mark: "So i was totally flirting and gaming up Alicia over on her status update."
Carlos: "Oh rlly? What happened?"
Mark: "It was all going good i was totally making an impression and about 25 comments in this douche posted a comment and just ruined it. She stopped replying after that."
Carlos: "Wow what a Chat Blocker!"
Carlos: "Oh rlly? What happened?"
Mark: "It was all going good i was totally making an impression and about 25 comments in this douche posted a comment and just ruined it. She stopped replying after that."
Carlos: "Wow what a Chat Blocker!"
Chat Blocker by Wanterito April 16, 2011
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Chat Blocked • Chat Blocker • Catblocked • chat • Chat GPT • chat noir • chat lag • chat shit get banged • chat tard • chat whore
catblocked
Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.
"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."
"Why can't you get it, Carol?"
"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."
"Why can't you get it, Carol?"
"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."
catblocked by DentD December 28, 2011
Catblocked
When there is one or more cats sitting on or around you that make it so you can't get up. This usually happens because the cat is being very adorable and any disturbance could make it leave.
"Hey Mom! Could you get my charging cable?"
"Where is it?"
"Plugged into my wall."
"Can't you get it?"
"There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"
"Where is it?"
"Plugged into my wall."
"Can't you get it?"
"There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"
Catblocked by Rose+10 December 29, 2016
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