Chat Blocked 

When your in a chatroom having cyber-sex and someone enters and ruins the "mood".

I was tottaly having CS with Kittygirl9464 but hotmanforchicks67 freaken came in and chat blocked me.

Chat Blocked by Alix McQ October 11, 2008

Chat Blocker 

A person who comments on a status update or anything else similar to that and ruins a good conversation between two people.

Mark: "So i was totally flirting and gaming up Alicia over on her status update."

Carlos: "Oh rlly? What happened?"

Mark: "It was all going good i was totally making an impression and about 25 comments in this douche posted a comment and just ruined it. She stopped replying after that."

Carlos: "Wow what a Chat Blocker!"

Chat Blocker by Wanterito April 16, 2011

catblocked 

Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.

"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."

"Why can't you get it, Carol?"

"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."

catblocked by DentD December 28, 2011

Catblocked 

When your cat gets in the way of you having sexual intercourse with a lovely human being.

A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat

Jason: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO GOOD
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*

Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!

Catblocked by Jashlon March 6, 2011

Catblocked 

When there is one or more cats sitting on or around you that make it so you can't get up. This usually happens because the cat is being very adorable and any disturbance could make it leave.

"Hey Mom! Could you get my charging cable?"

"Where is it?"

"Plugged into my wall."

"Can't you get it?"

"There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"

Catblocked by Rose+10 December 29, 2016