A Whovian is a person who is obsessed with the British TV show Doctor Who. They are prepared with references to place in any conversation. They love bow ties, fezzes, Stetsons, fish fingers in custard, and boxes that are bigger on the inside. They will run in terror if you move angel statues when they're not looking and if you say "Hey, who turned out the lights?" when it is dark. They are also extremely dangerous and will hurt you severely if you insult the fandom in any way. Their favorite fandoms besides their own are Sherlock and Torchwood, along with The Sarah Jane Adventures.
Whovians worship Steven Moffat.
When there is one or more cats sitting on or around you that make it so you can't get up. This usually happens because the cat is being very adorable and any disturbance could make it leave.
"Hey Mom! Could you get my charging cable?"
"Where is it?"
"Plugged into my wall."
"Can't you get it?"
"There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"