a sexy beast who has nice calves that will make you sweat. he will make you wet all over and you'll have to change your underwear 49 times a day, especially if you're a guy. charedo will make you be gay for him. charedo is a kind of guy where you wanna write gay fanfiction about him. charedo describes somebody who is hella ratchet and somebody who has hella ratchet weave too. he also looks gay. but he might not be. but nobody really knows the charedo's sexuality. the most important part of a charedo is the booty and the calves.

niqqa 1: dayummm chigga, he must be tasty like an asian boy with busty porn.
niqqa 2: my tiqqa, my tiqqa, charedo.

charedo by charedoluvr1111111111 November 8, 2013

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Chaordic

Used in agile software development to mean the line between chaos and order.

Generally indicates that the person using it is very insecure and wants to feel smarter then the listener by making words up.

The most creative work of a team occurs at the chaordic edge, by the way did I mention that I have a tiny penis

Chaordic by stuffihate November 3, 2010

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chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

chafed by bt February 20, 2003

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chafed penis

when you masturbate so much that your dick becomes flaky and peely.

My penis hurt because it was chafed after masturbating for the past 4 hours with sandpaper glued to my hands.

chafed penis by www.howtobepunk.com January 7, 2005

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