university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the wings of a crow,
I'd fly over Carleton tomorrow,
and shit on those bastards below, below!
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below, below
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below
or
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole
through and through,
but i'd rather be an asshole than to go to Carleton U