by Burreaux August 25, 2020
Chanded (v) – to get really fucked up usually with a combination of marijuana, alcohol, and juul pods, and gravitate towards women much older than you who are likely of foreign origin. Getting Chanded correlates with increased likelihood of pregnancy and owing that girl half of your income for the rest of your life.
Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.
Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.
"dude I was so chanded last night that I can't remember whether I used a condom. Apparently I brought home a 33 year old girl from Brazil"
"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."
"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"
"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."
"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"
by novelty16 October 26, 2018
very crazy popular and pretty individual can be rude when she wants to attitude problems , boy CRAZY!!!! but is loyal and loves her friends to the moon
by katy1502783 June 17, 2019
Portmanteau of Chimp and Hands. Used to describe an individuals inability to roll joints due to deterioration in either physical dexterity or mental competence, often resulting from prior consumption of Mariujana.
by Dethen October 4, 2010
by Broswank April 28, 2019
It's an Persian slang which means how much for your beautiful body? it's often used by an Iranian man (not necessarily gay) after meeting another young and attractive male with a nice body. considering gay sex is now more common in Iran, asking this question is a signature move toward finding a man and convincing him to have sex.
- hi, maale chand?
+ free for you.
- oh you are Naughty Boy, aren't you?
+ sure I am.
- hey, Maale Chand.
+ expensive.
- I think I can afford it.
+ If you can, then let's check out your place.
+ free for you.
- oh you are Naughty Boy, aren't you?
+ sure I am.
- hey, Maale Chand.
+ expensive.
- I think I can afford it.
+ If you can, then let's check out your place.
by TheManFromThirdWorld February 25, 2019