Change you

To change someone from walking to not walking. From speaking to not speaking. From living to not living. From alive to dead

Don’t make me change you nigga

by Uknow627 August 25, 2021

I can change you

When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)

Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face

by Kittyferns June 02, 2023

you changed

When someone tells you "you changed" or "she changed" it basically means you need to change

Look at sam guys she changed

Yo josh you changed

by Yagir April 07, 2017

if anything changes I'll let you know

something you say after a lame excuse to cancel plans with friends, usually for a better offer, without any real intention of considering original plan

a guy you've been dying to go out with asks you to dinner Friday night:

Sorry Rachel - I won't be able to make it to your sister's middle school graduation Friday night - will need to work late that day but if anything changes I'll let you know.

by smores21 July 15, 2012

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

On my “Ball of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.

I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.

Is something supposed to happen on this day?

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

by Death Menace September 07, 2022