Changasm

The result of too much time spent on the chans.

Symptoms may include, but are not limited to:
foaming of the mouth
permanent scarring of your childhood

the inability to see innocence

I saw Joel come to school today foaming at the mouth and with a blank stare. I proceeded to talk about /b-list movie stars, and he freaked out in a changasm.

Changasm by pieman96 March 16, 2010

Chengasm 

To skip a stone so well, that one achieves nirvana.

oohh yeahahh, uhhhh, ohhhhhh, CHENGASM

Chengasm by Bartsucks June 10, 2011

Chargasm 

A Chargasm is when a Charzard pokemon is having an orgasm and jizzes fire. This often happens when his opponent stimulates him with a lighting bolt attack.

Ash: "I choose you charzard"
Charzard: "Charzard"
Opponent: "I choose you pikachu"
Ash: "aww shit"
Opponent: "ligthning attack pikachu"
Pikachu: "PI-KA-CHUUU"
Charzard: "CHAR CHAR CHARGASM"
Ash looses

Chargasm by daboss647 November 29, 2011

changism 

1.The act of loving change for the sake of change, often to unreasonable extremes.

2.The process that occurs when a people are so desperate for something new that they elect someone who may very possibly make things worse than ever.

3.Constantly striving to be avante-garde, and hating anything that has been accepted for any duration of time.

<company> has fired their old CEO and replaced him with <name> who is in favor of changism.

Changism has sweeped <country> as the people have gotten sick of <old political system>.

<institution> has thrown out their old textbooks and have updated their curriculum with a changist agenda.

Changism is more a way of life than anything. It can happen in cities, counties, states, countries, businesses, churches, schools - just about anywhere.

changism by Nimrod Nineveh November 13, 2009

chatgasm 

the expression of orgasmic delight by means of instant messaging.

1: oh...yes....yes YEEEESSSSS OH GOD YESSS
2: did you just chatgasm?
1: yep. you're just that good.

chatgasm by shmhrshmhrshmhr November 30, 2010

Chargasm 

The act of playing with yourself (aka #masturbating) whilst thinking of the Char through the Internet.

I Chargasmed last night.

Chargasm by UptownDoYouUp May 5, 2015

Chingasm 

A "Chingasm" is the extremely fast movement of the chin and/or throat area. Although the causes of chingasms are unclear, it is now confirmed that a loose jaw bone could be the source of a chingasm. A chingasm is mildly painful and attained through an outragous amount of laughter. Chingasms have a semi-fatigueing affect on an individual, leaving them breathless and possibly tired after the climax of the chingasm. If an individual attempts to talk during a chingasm, the words will come out separated, and nearly illegible. It has also been proven that during a chingasm, the chin/throat is moving at such a velocity that low resolution videocameras are not able to capture it.

Alex: "Man, Kaitie had such a hardcore chingasm at lunch today."
David: "Yeah, she has those like every day."

Chingasm by NinjaDoo June 24, 2009