Changasm

The result of too much time spent on the chans.

Symptoms may include, but are not limited to:
foaming of the mouth
permanent scarring of your childhood

the inability to see innocence

I saw Joel come to school today foaming at the mouth and with a blank stare. I proceeded to talk about /b-list movie stars, and he freaked out in a changasm.

by pieman96 March 16, 2010

Chengasm

To skip a stone so well, that one achieves nirvana.

oohh yeahahh, uhhhh, ohhhhhh, CHENGASM

by Bartsucks June 10, 2011

Chargasm

A Chargasm is when a Charzard pokemon is having an orgasm and jizzes fire. This often happens when his opponent stimulates him with a lighting bolt attack.

Ash: "I choose you charzard"
Charzard: "Charzard"
Opponent: "I choose you pikachu"
Ash: "aww shit"
Opponent: "ligthning attack pikachu"
Pikachu: "PI-KA-CHUUU"
Charzard: "CHAR CHAR CHARGASM"
Ash looses

by daboss647 November 29, 2011

changism

1.The act of loving change for the sake of change, often to unreasonable extremes.

2.The process that occurs when a people are so desperate for something new that they elect someone who may very possibly make things worse than ever.

3.Constantly striving to be avante-garde, and hating anything that has been accepted for any duration of time.

<company> has fired their old CEO and replaced him with <name> who is in favor of changism.

Changism has sweeped <country> as the people have gotten sick of <old political system>.

<institution> has thrown out their old textbooks and have updated their curriculum with a changist agenda.

Changism is more a way of life than anything. It can happen in cities, counties, states, countries, businesses, churches, schools - just about anywhere.

by Nimrod Nineveh November 13, 2009

chatgasm

the expression of orgasmic delight by means of instant messaging.

1: oh...yes....yes YEEEESSSSS OH GOD YESSS
2: did you just chatgasm?
1: yep. you're just that good.

by shmhrshmhrshmhr November 30, 2010

Chargasm

The act of playing with yourself (aka #masturbating) whilst thinking of the Char through the Internet.

I Chargasmed last night.

by UptownDoYouUp May 5, 2015

Chingasm

A "Chingasm" is the extremely fast movement of the chin and/or throat area. Although the causes of chingasms are unclear, it is now confirmed that a loose jaw bone could be the source of a chingasm. A chingasm is mildly painful and attained through an outragous amount of laughter. Chingasms have a semi-fatigueing affect on an individual, leaving them breathless and possibly tired after the climax of the chingasm. If an individual attempts to talk during a chingasm, the words will come out separated, and nearly illegible. It has also been proven that during a chingasm, the chin/throat is moving at such a velocity that low resolution videocameras are not able to capture it.

Alex: "Man, Kaitie had such a hardcore chingasm at lunch today."
David: "Yeah, she has those like every day."

by NinjaDoo June 24, 2009