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Clammock
A woman's undergarment - providing support for the badly-packed kebab. The clammock can come in a plethora of sizes and couture from the smallest skimpiest examples to proper belly-huggers. The clammock is best revealed in it's splendour when viewed from behind a woman flourishing the bootay.
Did you manage to get her keks off?
Indeed my friend,She was wearing a very tight clammock, revealing the magnificence of her not inconsiderable pudenda.
Indeed my friend,She was wearing a very tight clammock, revealing the magnificence of her not inconsiderable pudenda.
Clammock by Von _Hinton January 23, 2011
chamock
noun:
Someone(see cha) who makes a (mock)ery of something, especially that of historical and/or vital societal institutions/professions/symbols, eg religion, the American flag, hip surgeons.
verb:
the act of making a mockery of something and thereby demonstrating to observers your cha nature.
Someone(see cha) who makes a (mock)ery of something, especially that of historical and/or vital societal institutions/professions/symbols, eg religion, the American flag, hip surgeons.
verb:
the act of making a mockery of something and thereby demonstrating to observers your cha nature.
chamock by SheevPalpatine27 March 25, 2023
Doc-Chamock
A fake doctor. A portmanteau of Doc(short for real doctor) and Chamock, someone who makes a mockery of sacred institutions and/or symbols. The term could apply to dentists, chiropractors, Doctors of Education (Ed.D.) (think Jill Biden). However, the term has colloquially come to apply to eye "doctors", especially optoms as ophthalmologists can make a stronger case for deserving the title doctor.
It is important to note that NOT ALL optoms are Doc-Chamocks. If the optom in question pipes down, stays in their lane. describes themselves along the lines of an ophthalmologist secretary, they are NOT Doc-Chamocks, as they are not making a mockery of the real profession.
It is important to note that NOT ALL optoms are Doc-Chamocks. If the optom in question pipes down, stays in their lane. describes themselves along the lines of an ophthalmologist secretary, they are NOT Doc-Chamocks, as they are not making a mockery of the real profession.
Did that person asking me to read the letters on the eye chart actually introduce themselves as a Doctor Marisa?!?
ROFL, yes.
More like Doc-Chamock!
ROFL, yes.
More like Doc-Chamock!
Doc-Chamock by SheevPalpatine27 March 25, 2023
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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