Chammock 

A face mask, usually of the surgical type, worn under the chin, thereby rendering it useless.

Look at that idiot wearing his chammock.

Chammock by claretjug April 27, 2022

Clammock 

A woman's undergarment - providing support for the badly-packed kebab. The clammock can come in a plethora of sizes and couture from the smallest skimpiest examples to proper belly-huggers. The clammock is best revealed in it's splendour when viewed from behind a woman flourishing the bootay.

Did you manage to get her keks off?

Indeed my friend,She was wearing a very tight clammock, revealing the magnificence of her not inconsiderable pudenda.

Clammock by Von _Hinton January 23, 2011

Cammockie

Hammockie performed by a cat

When your cat's chillin' in his/her hammockie and (s)he wants to send a cheekie selfie i.e. Cammockie to his/her babe!

Cammockie by Roubby2 January 18, 2017

chamock 

noun:
Someone(see cha) who makes a (mock)ery of something, especially that of historical and/or vital societal institutions/professions/symbols, eg religion, the American flag, hip surgeons.

verb:
the act of making a mockery of something and thereby demonstrating to observers your cha nature.

That kid just wiped his ass with an American flag. What a total chamock!

chamock by SheevPalpatine27 March 25, 2023

Doc-Chamock 

A fake doctor. A portmanteau of Doc(short for real doctor) and Chamock, someone who makes a mockery of sacred institutions and/or symbols. The term could apply to dentists, chiropractors, Doctors of Education (Ed.D.) (think Jill Biden). However, the term has colloquially come to apply to eye "doctors", especially optoms as ophthalmologists can make a stronger case for deserving the title doctor.

It is important to note that NOT ALL optoms are Doc-Chamocks. If the optom in question pipes down, stays in their lane. describes themselves along the lines of an ophthalmologist secretary, they are NOT Doc-Chamocks, as they are not making a mockery of the real profession.

Did that person asking me to read the letters on the eye chart actually introduce themselves as a Doctor Marisa?!?
ROFL, yes.

More like Doc-Chamock!

Doc-Chamock by SheevPalpatine27 March 25, 2023

Cammock 

To be clumsy or to do something clumsy

Guy 1: How did it go with that girl you took back last night?

Guy 2: I completely Cammock'd it, as I was carrying her to the bedroom I dropped her. Then she slept with both my house mates instead

Cammock by Ass2Mouth October 18, 2013