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noun:
Someone(see cha) who makes a (mock)ery of something, especially that of historical and/or vital societal institutions/professions/symbols, eg religion, the American flag, hip surgeons.

verb:
the act of making a mockery of something and thereby demonstrating to observers your cha nature.
That kid just wiped his ass with an American flag. What a total chamock!
chamock by SheevPalpatine27 March 25, 2023
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Doc-Chamock 

A fake doctor. A portmanteau of Doc(short for real doctor) and Chamock, someone who makes a mockery of sacred institutions and/or symbols. The term could apply to dentists, chiropractors, Doctors of Education (Ed.D.) (think Jill Biden). However, the term has colloquially come to apply to eye "doctors", especially optoms as ophthalmologists can make a stronger case for deserving the title doctor.

It is important to note that NOT ALL optoms are Doc-Chamocks. If the optom in question pipes down, stays in their lane. describes themselves along the lines of an ophthalmologist secretary, they are NOT Doc-Chamocks, as they are not making a mockery of the real profession.
Did that person asking me to read the letters on the eye chart actually introduce themselves as a Doctor Marisa?!?
ROFL, yes.

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Doc-Chamock by SheevPalpatine27 March 25, 2023

Chamochez 

A mexican barber that specializes in head shaving.
I got my head shaved, by a chamochez, it wasn't easy but nothing is.
Chamochez by Iknewit323 January 9, 2019

Chamocha 

a nothing of a person, a person who is not worthy of another person love.
This guy is a Chamocha
Chamocha by kmann346 November 23, 2013

chamookamon 

a white nigger
“you are such a chamookamon”
chamookamon by anonymous December 3, 2021

Chammock 

A face mask, usually of the surgical type, worn under the chin, thereby rendering it useless.
Look at that idiot wearing his chammock.
Chammock by claretjug April 27, 2022

Chamonkey Wucker 

She sure was good in the sac but is she sure had a hairy Chamonkey Wucker.
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