Cammock

To be clumsy or to do something clumsy

Guy 1: How did it go with that girl you took back last night?

Guy 2: I completely Cammock'd it, as I was carrying her to the bedroom I dropped her. Then she slept with both my house mates instead

by Ass2Mouth October 18, 2013

Cammackulize

ca-mack-u-lize
verb

To over explain a situation without cause or merit, while rationalizing the reasoning behind the said explanation.

Derivatives

cammackulized {ca-mack-u-lized}
verb

cammackulization {ca-mack-u-lization}
noun

cammackulizing {ca-mack-u-lizing}
verb

Origin
Germania 5th century BC.
Derived from the Barbarian Name Cammack.

The individual cammackulized his way out of the tight situation.

I will cammackulize his accusation to avoid blame

A good reason for hacking apart a garden hose can only be thought of through cammackulization.

One can cammackulize a reason to introduce refuse beneath a large bush to facilitate the production of life supporting nutrients for the surrounding vegetation.

by Lord Crom April 2, 2007

Clammock

A woman's undergarment - providing support for the badly-packed kebab. The clammock can come in a plethora of sizes and couture from the smallest skimpiest examples to proper belly-huggers. The clammock is best revealed in it's splendour when viewed from behind a woman flourishing the bootay.

Did you manage to get her keks off?

Indeed my friend,She was wearing a very tight clammock, revealing the magnificence of her not inconsiderable pudenda.

by Von _Hinton January 23, 2011

Cammockie

Hammockie performed by a cat

When your cat's chillin' in his/her hammockie and (s)he wants to send a cheekie selfie i.e. Cammockie to his/her babe!

by Roubby2 January 18, 2017

Chammock

A face mask, usually of the surgical type, worn under the chin, thereby rendering it useless.

Look at that idiot wearing his chammock.

by claretjug April 27, 2022

Web CamCock Block

When your cyber girlfriend offers to show you her breasts and you turn it down saying "I do not partake in porn".

Girl: Baby want me to strip for you
Guy: "I do not partake in child porn"
Guy: "did I just web camcock block my self

by speedT September 29, 2010

Cammackulize

ca-mack-u-lize
verb trans.

To over explain a situation without cause or merit, while rationalizing the reasoning behind the said explanation.

Derivatives

cammackulized ca-mack-u-lized
verb

cammackulization ca-mack-u-lization
noun

cammackulizing ca-mack-u-lizing
verb

Origin
Germania 5th century BC.
Derived from the Barbarian Name Cammack.

The individual cammackulized his way out of the tight situation.

I will cammackulize his accusation to avoid blame

A good reason for hacking apart a garden hose can only be thought of through cammackulization.

One can cammackulize a reason to introduce refuse beneath a large bush to facilitate the production of life supporting nutrients for the surrounding vegetation.

by Lord Crom December 15, 2008