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A Honda Civic owner. Pronounced (ah-co). The word is quickly gaining traction as one of the most offensive phrases /insults at the time of writing. The vast majority of civic owners are typically total losers. They generally have/make no money. They have no future. Some might even resort to performing gay oral sex for money, or even worse, drive Uber/Lyft. They also generally have no mechanical aptitude. Thus, they take their pos civic back home for daddy to work on. The opposite of an ahao(A Honda Accord Owner).
Did Caleb ever pay for you the Cedar Point tickets.
No, he can't afford it. Didn't we tell you he's an ahco!?
No! I'm out, canceling our gym date next Monday
by SheevPalpatine27 March 27, 2023
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Cha describes a person whose actions and especially opinions are so worthless they should almost always be ignored. Cha is an acronym of which the letters represent the qualities and and attributes of the person and are as follows: C-Clown, H-Handicapped(either mentally, physically, or both), A-Asshat
Did you hear that feminist say women have it tough in America in 2023!?

What a clown. Is she mentally handicapped? Lol, what an asshat.
...Soooo ur saying shes a cha? Exactly!
by SheevPalpatine27 March 26, 2023
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A Honda Accord owner. Pronounced a-how as Honda is a Japanese car manufacturer and hao is pronounced how in Japanese. He is a man who the guys want to be, and the girls want to be with. An ahao generally possesses excellent mechanical and mental aptitude, a libertarian mindset and runs KW v2 coilovers on their Accord. The opposite of an ahco(A Honda Civic Owner).
Why tf is your dad still driving a sedan Bowser? He needs to get himself a truck.
I know Bailey. But if is going to have a sedan, at least he's an ahao.

Blaire is the best car on the block besides Lynn. So jealous you're an ahao!

Why are dumb dagos always buying Maseratis. Trash cars IMHO. They could show some self respect by becoming ahoas. It's easier to get a new car than a new brain.
by SheevPalpatine27 March 27, 2023
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A fake doctor. A portmanteau of Doc(short for real doctor) and Chamock, someone who makes a mockery of sacred institutions and/or symbols. The term could apply to dentists, chiropractors, Doctors of Education (Ed.D.) (think Jill Biden). However, the term has colloquially come to apply to eye "doctors", especially optoms as ophthalmologists can make a stronger case for deserving the title doctor.

It is important to note that NOT ALL optoms are Doc-Chamocks. If the optom in question pipes down, stays in their lane. describes themselves along the lines of an ophthalmologist secretary, they are NOT Doc-Chamocks, as they are not making a mockery of the real profession.
Did that person asking me to read the letters on the eye chart actually introduce themselves as a Doctor Marisa?!?
ROFL, yes.

More like Doc-Chamock!
by SheevPalpatine27 March 26, 2023
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Your typical weak, pathetic, little bitch Italian(referring to a male). A portmanteau of pussy and common Italian surnames, eg Albertelli, Campitelli, Donitelli, etc. Almost always, but necessarily, the aforementioned pussitelli will be a simpitelli as well.
Check out the old balding rat dago lifting in there in corner. He's here every night bro and never gets any bigger. No surprise dude, he's a total pussitelli!
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An Italian simp. A portmanteau of simp and common Italian surnames, eg Albertelli, Campitelli, Donitelli, etc.
Look at the (semi) bald, rat, dago pizza shop owner licking the floor under that hot chicks shoes for some attention, total simpitelli!
by SheevPalpatine27 March 15, 2023
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An award a company bestows upon an employee after he has had sex with his daughter. At the current time of writing, the award is slowly gaining traction in America. Notable companies currently giving the award are Ingersoll Rand, Microsoft, and Trane.
Did you hear Christophoros got 1000 shares of Trane stock as his award for going platinum?

I didn't know he was a singer!?
Not that kind of platinum! He fucked his daughter Sarra!
by SheevPalpatine27 March 27, 2023
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