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Clammock 

A woman's undergarment - providing support for the badly-packed kebab. The clammock can come in a plethora of sizes and couture from the smallest skimpiest examples to proper belly-huggers. The clammock is best revealed in it's splendour when viewed from behind a woman flourishing the bootay.
Did you manage to get her keks off?

Indeed my friend,She was wearing a very tight clammock, revealing the magnificence of her not inconsiderable pudenda.
Clammock by Von _Hinton January 23, 2011
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Clamrock 

The lumpy discharge that drops out of the woman's vagina.
'You've dropped a Clamrock all over the bed sheets'
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Hammockie performed by a cat
When your cat's chillin' in his/her hammockie and (s)he wants to send a cheekie selfie i.e. Cammockie to his/her babe!
Cammockie by Roubby2 January 18, 2017

Chammock 

A face mask, usually of the surgical type, worn under the chin, thereby rendering it useless.
Look at that idiot wearing his chammock.
Chammock by claretjug April 27, 2022
Guy 1: How did it go with that girl you took back last night?

Guy 2: I completely Cammock'd it, as I was carrying her to the bedroom I dropped her. Then she slept with both my house mates instead
Cammock by Ass2Mouth October 18, 2013