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Clammock 

A woman's undergarment - providing support for the badly-packed kebab. The clammock can come in a plethora of sizes and couture from the smallest skimpiest examples to proper belly-huggers. The clammock is best revealed in it's splendour when viewed from behind a woman flourishing the bootay.
Did you manage to get her keks off?

Indeed my friend,She was wearing a very tight clammock, revealing the magnificence of her not inconsiderable pudenda.
Clammock by Von _Hinton January 23, 2011
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Clamrock 

The lumpy discharge that drops out of the woman's vagina.
'You've dropped a Clamrock all over the bed sheets'
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Hammockie performed by a cat
When your cat's chillin' in his/her hammockie and (s)he wants to send a cheekie selfie i.e. Cammockie to his/her babe!
Cammockie by Roubby2 January 18, 2017

Chammock 

A face mask, usually of the surgical type, worn under the chin, thereby rendering it useless.
Look at that idiot wearing his chammock.
Chammock by claretjug April 27, 2022
To be clumsy or to do something clumsy
Guy 1: How did it go with that girl you took back last night?

Guy 2: I completely Cammock'd it, as I was carrying her to the bedroom I dropped her. Then she slept with both my house mates instead
Cammock by Ass2Mouth October 18, 2013

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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