Chalumpkin

When you’re on the ego death end of a psychedelics trip and a girl (or boy) gives you a blowjob.

Dude, I was having an ego death after doing DMT last night and Julia totally gave me a Chalumpkin

I was on the come down of my shrooms trip and she just started giving me a Chalumpkin out of nowhere.

by Beef tips January 17, 2022

chalmskin

in the simpsons episode 'any given sundance' lisa simpson's documentary about her family was entered into the sundance film festival , the production/editing company was called 'chalmskin' a formation of 'chalmers' and 'skinner', it was saw in the episode they were not let into the premier of the simpsons documentary or any of the other sundance films until, they were discovered after lisa's film premier.

''oh dick mabey we should invest in the chalmskin film company, i don't know ann, there last film did'nt sell well at the box office''

by XxXfailed&forgottenXxX December 31, 2008

Chiblumpkin

To receive a blow job while taking a dump while eating a chipotle burrito.

Last time we were at chipotle my girl gave me the best chiblumpkin, there was sour cream all over the place!

by Chiblumpkin_Man November 24, 2009

double chiblumpkin

As a man, you begin by taking a shit into the back tank of a toilet (top-shelf pooping). Your girl is taking a shit on the main seat but straddling it in reverse so she can blow you. All the while you are consuming a Chipotle burrito.

Dude I had to clean the tank of my toilet after my girl an I went to Chipotle and once we got home things got a little crazy and we ended up doing the Double Chiblumpkin in our bathroom...glorious!

by louiedog May 18, 2014

Chumpkin

An almost instantly recognisable, but previously undefined/unclassified native of modern Britain.

A post Millenium cutural phenomenon that occurs when natural and manmade habitats intersect.

A Chumpkin©® is in its basest form an unfortunate hybrid of Chav and Country Bumpkin, rarely seen outside the areas where large towns and rural countryside directly connect.

First identified and officially classified within the M25 in a housing estate on the outskirts of North West London in 2009 these creature have now been identified across the UK and as far as Eastern Europe.

Chumpkin, Ongar, Rickmansworth, a few spotted in Bermondsey (but they may have been of the travelling community)

by 2Hi September 5, 2013

clumpkin

1. To perform oral sex on a girl while she's passing a bowel movement. 2. Eat out a girl while she's taking a shit. 3. see blumpkin

Yea, my girlfriend got a promotion at work so I gave her a congratulatory clumpkin.

by Justus Balentine January 4, 2007

Clumpkin decker

A girl being eaten out while taking a dump in the upper tank of the toilet

Clumpkin Decker, female version of blumpkin decker

by Deuceknevil August 10, 2010