Chiblumpkin 

To receive a blow job while taking a dump while eating a chipotle burrito.

Last time we were at chipotle my girl gave me the best chiblumpkin, there was sour cream all over the place!

Chiblumpkin by Chiblumpkin_Man November 24, 2009

double chiblumpkin 

As a man, you begin by taking a shit into the back tank of a toilet (top-shelf pooping). Your girl is taking a shit on the main seat but straddling it in reverse so she can blow you. All the while you are consuming a Chipotle burrito.

Dude I had to clean the tank of my toilet after my girl an I went to Chipotle and once we got home things got a little crazy and we ended up doing the Double Chiblumpkin in our bathroom...glorious!

double chiblumpkin by louiedog May 18, 2014

Comblumpkin

The Sex act of getting your cock sucked while sitting on the toilet and using a computer (laptop) at the same time.

Shit, i was so drunk last night, i was messaging you on AIM remember?

Ya man, what were you doing?

I was getting a Comblumpkin.

Aww yeah!!

Comblumpkin by Krud April 29, 2008

Spontaneous Comblumpkin

The act of either :

A) Catching on fire whilst receiving blumpkin

B) Receiving blumpkin whist already on fire

or C) Someone who randomly but quickly (spontaneously) decides to give another blumpkin.

A) "Ohh this blumpkin is so good Karen!"
"WTFFF!! You just spontaneously comblumpkinned!"

B) "Oh shit my johnson's on fire!"
"Here, a little spontaneous comblumpkin will put that right out!"

C) "Dude, my girlfriend surprised the hell out of me yesterday for my birthday."

"Oh really? What'd she do?"

"She spontaneously comblumpkinned me!"

Spontaneous Comblumpkin by Lucizzle December 16, 2009

Chalumpkin 

When you’re on the ego death end of a psychedelics trip and a girl (or boy) gives you a blowjob.

Dude, I was having an ego death after doing DMT last night and Julia totally gave me a Chalumpkin

I was on the come down of my shrooms trip and she just started giving me a Chalumpkin out of nowhere.

Chalumpkin by Beef tips January 17, 2022

Spontaneous Comblumpkin

Bursting into flames while getting sucked off and taking a shit at the same time.

"I'll be suing Joe for ruining my hairdo when he experienced spontaneous comblumpkin during our weekly meet-up in the gas station bathroom."

Spontaneous Comblumpkin by squidge winkle April 18, 2019

Curt Coblumpkin

When you masturbate while taking a dump and your semen hits your forehead.

"Dude I was in the bathroom last night and did a Curt Coblumpkin!"

Curt Coblumpkin by JarBill March 30, 2026