Cunalumpkin 

It is the act of receiving Cunalingus while defecating. The act can be completed by either sex, depending on recipients orientation. Synonyms: Reverse Blumpkin; The Charlie Sheen Experience

I took that guy home from the club, but when i got home I had to shit really bad but couldn't wait, so i made him give me a cunalumpkin to kill two birds with one stone.

Cunalumpkin by Slick Ray Murray March 20, 2011

Cunnilumpkin 

A variation of the blumpkin where a woman receives cunnilingus while she is defocating. This can be intentional or accidental.

Note: For bonus points and so both parties walk away a winner, the cunnilingor can position their own body during a cunnilumpkin to get Hot-Karl on the pecs.

Intentional: Busy Linda preferred the cunnilumpkin to regular oral sex since it accomplished two things at once....just as long as they did it at the bus station so she could just leave her shit smeared all over the seat cushions.

Accidental: Ed was really doing a good job down there and Eva was starting to peak at her orgasm. Ed had all he could do to keep her from squirming off the bed so he squeezed her hips tighter, and thats when it happened. The uninvited cunnilumpkin had ruined the sheets and both of their evening plans.

Cunnilumpkin by A Child Without an Eye October 29, 2004

Reverse Cunnilumpkin 

A variation of the cunnilumpkin where a woman receives cunnilingus while the cunnilinguist is defecating. This can be intentional or accidental.

Also see blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, and the inherently messy double dumpkin.

For the rarest variation of all time, see cunnilumpkin decker.

Intentional: For those rare women who find the smell of their lover's feces erotic, the reverse cunnilumpkin is the most exciting way to receive oral sex.

Accidental: My girlfriend loves it when I go down on her and chow box, and sometimes she can be so pushy about it. The other day I needed to crap so bad, but she told me to shut up and suck her vulva. Just as she was about to climax, I lost control of my bowels and dropped the whole load in my pants. It was a perfectly timed reverse cunnilumpkin, although I could have done without all the shit in my favorite khakis.

Reverse Cunnilumpkin by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

Cunnilumpkin Decker 

A variation of the cunnilumpkin in which a woman receives cunnilingus while she deposits feces into the upper tank of a toilet. This is the female version of the blumpkin decker, and is far more difficult.

A combination of the cunnilumpkin and an upper decker.

The hostess of the luncheon offended Mary and in turn embarrased her husband, so the two of them snuck off to the master bathroom did a shameless cunnilumpkin decker.

Cunnilumpkin Decker by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

cunilumpkin

When a female receives oral sex while on the toilet. Female version of a blumpkin.

"Damn, that bitch wanted a cunilumpkin? She a nasty ho!"

cunilumpkin by ricky_g January 17, 2008

cunnilumpkin 

the act of cunnilumpkin is fucking diffrenter then a blumpkin.
Its were you go carpet munching on a jism jockey while she takes a shit.
A reverse blumpkin

fuck me i got a blumpkin then peformed cunnilumpkin what the fucks the difference

cunnilumpkin by Jackroll June 26, 2006

Chalumpkin 

When you’re on the ego death end of a psychedelics trip and a girl (or boy) gives you a blowjob.

Dude, I was having an ego death after doing DMT last night and Julia totally gave me a Chalumpkin

I was on the come down of my shrooms trip and she just started giving me a Chalumpkin out of nowhere.

Chalumpkin by Beef tips January 17, 2022