Chalga is a noise peaty similar to the noise that an old farmer makes after consuming a gallon of Rakia combined with the
popular village meal –
Bean with weenie. The recipe of that meal is known only by the most enlightened and noble villagers such as Granma Pena, Aunty Guna etc. One of the main ingredients of that meal is garlic (don’t ask me how I got to this). So, the combination of that
food, drink and the old fat farmer is equal to the chalga singer and those noises that I mentioned earlier. The only difference is that when the farmer opens his mouth to share the noise with the world, is with a smell of death weasels and when the chalga singer opens her mouth the smell is like a, lets say, a mixture of a drunken lad’s copulating organ and fake perfume “Prada” bought from the
popular perfume maker Hasan who owns a store at the “Ilienci” mall.
The look of a chalga singer is very complicated mix of silicon, enormous quantity of make up and lest not forget the main thing – the black
thong worn under a white trouser or skirt (depend on the stage that the singer performs its noise) and a red brassiere (most of the time 2-3 times smaller that the breast size) hiding only the nipples of the singer.
*Fans of that
music are necessary to have the following items: WV
Golf 2 (black with PK registration plate), chain from the flusher of the WC stolen from his grandmothers
flat in Fakulteta and worn on the
neck, white towel socks, flip floppers Abidas, trainer pans (called Anzung), black lather jacket and
wet thank with undefined colour and origin. It is also essential to have at least
one fake golden tooth.
*The above
definition varies depending on the region, nationality and age of the person.
She’s been chasing me,
mother, she’s been chasing me.
She’s been loving me,
mother, she’s been loving me.
Young bride, white, however naughty.
On the pylon she is very good.
Come on
mother, CHUNDRLAKA DJUKI TSAK.
Come on mother, CHUNDRLAKA DJUKI TSAK.
Pupular Chalga song.
