ChairKnob

A loser, someone who is a scardey cat.

Vanessa called Cassandra a Chairknob, because she was scared to walk to her truck after watching Halloween.

by Moderndayhippie17 October 15, 2021

chairdrobe

The art of piling clothes on a chair to be used in place of a closet or dresser. If a chair is not available one can always defer to a floordrobe.

I searched through my chairdrobe to find my outfit for work.

by Amanda S B Green June 11, 2007

chairobics

a type of aerobic excercise done by people while sitting in a chair

guy 1: what the hell are those hot old ladies doing on tv?
guy 2: dude they are staying in shape by doing chairobics

by hellathatguy October 7, 2007

Chairjob

A sexual act involving you, a backless chair, and an ass.
Involves inserting your penis between the seat and the cleavage of the other's ass cheek.

"I just found out my girlfriend got a chairjob from her dad!"
"Did you see her ass? That looks chairjobbed to me."

by Achernar April 28, 2020

Chairanoia

A feeling of fear and paranoia while riding an exposed chairlift at a ski resort. The sensation resembles fear of heights or vertigo. It often induces feelings of queasiness in one's stomach, and in severe cases, it has been known to induce weenie tickle. Chairanoia can happen to anyone, including experienced skiers who are extremely stoned or suffering from a bad case of hangxiety.

Dude, I can't pull tubes before skiing at Jackson. Going over those cliffs on the Sublette lift gives me mad chairanoia.

by theycallmebfp March 6, 2017

chairobe

you're entire wardrobe of clothes are sitting on a chair in your room, waiting to be put away... or worn...

Commonly occurs after trying to find something cute to wear to a party, and tryig on almost everything in the closet.

Man, you should see the chairobe i have in my room, i could not find anything to wear tonight.

by ilovemtdewlikenoother October 23, 2008

chairdrobe

a chair filled with already worn to be worn clothes, and it acts as a makeshift closet or dresser.

when staying as bachelors we lived very simple life we could find everything on our chairdrobe!

That Chairdrobe enlightens that corner of your room!

by happe May 1, 2013