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chairobics 

a type of aerobic excercise done by people while sitting in a chair
guy 1: what the hell are those hot old ladies doing on tv?
guy 2: dude they are staying in shape by doing chairobics
chairobics by hellathatguy October 7, 2007
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ChairBender 

Only the Chavatar. Master of all chelements could stop the chfire nation.
"Long ago, the four chnations lived together in harmony, but everything changed when the Chfire Nation attacked. Only the Chavatar, master of all four Chelements could stop them, but when the Chworld need him most, he vanished. 100 years passed and my brother and I found the new Chavatar, a Chairbender named Chaang. And while his Chairbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Chaang can save the world."
Chairbean is so hot
Nevaeh: "What's your insta user?"

Karina: "chairbean"

Nevaeh:"that's hot"
chairbean by .walm4rt June 24, 2021

chairbedding 

the act of taking all the chairs in a room and placing them on the nearest bed. Often used as a prank for roommates.
Herb: I walked in on Jules chairbedding me the other day, I was so mad.
Bert: Get him back by putting toenails in his bed.

chairoleen 

a girl with long hair
Chairoleen lives on Guam.
chairoleen by apollo11theory September 9, 2015

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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