Chain bag (cheyn-bag) a douche bag, chain sporting tool who thinks he is better than everyone else, when in fact is the biggest fag in the bar. Easily spotted by wearing Gotti hair, popped collars and of course, fake gold chains. Often found along side skank bags and bitch bags in your regularly visited bar
"That guy thinks he is god's gift to woman"
"Yeah, someone should really tell him he is just another chain bag"
"Yeah, someone should really tell him he is just another chain bag"
by Dreamgirlie May 18, 2009
Get the Chain Bag mug.Chinn bag. 1 a sleazy dog raping, whore molesting human colouring book.
2. The act of placing your nuts on someones chin while they are sleeping. And possiblly taking a picture for blackmail.
2. The act of placing your nuts on someones chin while they are sleeping. And possiblly taking a picture for blackmail.
by shiteater666 March 30, 2017
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Get the fucking the bean bag chair mug.Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl
Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.
Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.
by Jerry G. April 11, 2007
Get the midget in a bean bag chair mug.The essentials for watching a particular event. A "bag chair" is a folding, portable camp chair that can be taken anywhere and set up instantly, your "beer" is your relaxation beverage of choice.
When an event promises to be interesting and worth watching, you go get your bag chair and a beer, then settle in and observe!
When an event promises to be interesting and worth watching, you go get your bag chair and a beer, then settle in and observe!
Ralph: Boss just found out about Mike leaving early the last couple days, he's looking for him to chew his ass out.
Ed: Oh-h-h-h-h I gotta see this!
Ralph: Yep, gonna get my bag chair and a beer ...
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T: Oh man, I think Jen and Amy are all drunked up and checking each other out
E: M-m-m-m-m they'll be sneaking off and going at it before you know it
T: Yep. Gotta get my bag chair and a beer ...
Ed: Oh-h-h-h-h I gotta see this!
Ralph: Yep, gonna get my bag chair and a beer ...
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T: Oh man, I think Jen and Amy are all drunked up and checking each other out
E: M-m-m-m-m they'll be sneaking off and going at it before you know it
T: Yep. Gotta get my bag chair and a beer ...
by OldFart77 November 8, 2010
Get the bag chair and a beer mug.An obese female, who despite her weight and unattractiveness, acquires large amounts of dick through trickery and illusion.
Thad: I don't understand how so many guys have had sex with Mandy... I mean look at her!
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.
by Father Longcauk May 3, 2014
Get the Slutty Bean Bag Chair mug.A full trash bag used like a bean bag chair. These are typically found in homes occupied by squatters and roach motels. Depending on the contents and brand of the bag, it can be kept for up to a month before stinking up the joint.
Dude #1: The trash is overflowing. I'll take it out.
Dude #2: Don't do that. We'll keep it as a trash bag chair.
Dude #2: Don't do that. We'll keep it as a trash bag chair.
by 2014_chiguy September 17, 2012
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