The enchanting name “Cezara” is taken from one of the greatest Roman kings, Ceazer. Cezara is a bad ass bitch who doesn’t take things lightly and is easily angered. Cezara gives many chances to people, often too many, which lead to her being taken for granted. Although Cezara can be very kind and affectionate, she many times has 2 sides. Nonetheless, in the end Cezara is a very determined person and will fight for what she believes.

Cezara is so nice.

cezara by Jenner29052004 January 3, 2018

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Czerzan

A New York City graphic artist who's stylistic / minimalist approach in the design of television graphics brought him national recognition in the field of Public Television in the mid 1990's. He contributed regularily to such shows as WKTV, The Italian Curse of Judy Vandetta, R. Sherman's Public Radio and On The Waves nyc, "Live" from the Peppermint Lounge, Nina Hagan (at the Ritz), "After Hours" w/Michelle Monroe & Velvet Sippy Gulp, Pyramid Boy's in Stiletto Heels (Pyramid Club nyc), Yomo Toro (Western Beef Concert Series), The Angela Caponegro Dance Ensemble, The Steve Weisberg Jazz Orchestra (Knitting Factory nyc), Harry V'Derci's "Night Train" from CBGB's nyc, Rajeckas and Intraub Movement Theater, the Movin'It Show w/Mimi and Henrietta (the weekly adventures of a NYC mime and her cantankerous baglady companion) to name a few.

There is no doubt Czerzan was the late night poodi king on the 17th floor. His apartment number was "NCC 1701", and just like the Starship Enterprise, always in deep shit yo!

Czerzan by Tbird December 9, 2008

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Mortal Celery State

1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.

2. When medical attention must seek you.

Did you hear about Bryan Palpers? He's entered the Mortal Celery State!

Mortal Celery State by chonboi January 21, 2009

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False Celery

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.

As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."

False Celery by boatbutter August 22, 2006

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