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Someone who thinks about birth a lot, and often finds themselves infatuated with pregnancy. Extensively studies childbirth, people with this trait may visit hospitals frequently or even begin to work at them for their "research".

Base word: Cervix.
The C is added to the word cervix as it implies a more derogatory tone to the word, typically associated with French culture, as the word is derived from French origins.
Look at that cevic over there, you can tell why he chose to become a midwife.
Cevic by Pompostrosity July 3, 2025
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Latin America dish that goes great after a tennis match at the cabana with your buddies.
Rob Smith had ceviche after a tennis match with his buddies at the cabana.
Ceviche by Falafel Waffles April 21, 2023

Ceviche Robusto 

1. (noun) Any cigar that has been freshly inserted into, and properly marinated within the vagina of a sexually attractive, amply aroused woman before being contentedly and luxuriously smoked. An age-old practice first widely popularized by former President Bill Clinton.

2. (verb) to prepare a cigar for smoking by inserting it into the vagina of a hottie for pussy-juice marination prior to smoking.
NOUN: He opened the Fedex envelope to 3 exquisite "Ceviche Robusto" cigars, lovingly marinated within the tight wet pussy of his secret mistress, Nora...he looked forward to smoking the first on a balcony overlooking the beach with a snifter of fine port.

VERB: Though she lived in New York, and he lived in L.A., once a month, she'd warm herself up with a dildo, and then CEVICHE ROBUSTO a few cigars to mail them to her lover so that he could enjoy the rush of a fine cigar marinated betwixt her luscious loins...and think of her.
Meaning coolio or epico. This word can be used to response to something that amazed you.

Pronounced: "KEP-I-CO"
WOW that's Cepico!
Cepico by IsabellaSmith May 22, 2020

Cevichuda 

A female, typically of Hispanic descent, with questionable genital hygiene. Derived from the popular seafood dish ceviche, a cevichuda emits an odor from her genitals that closely resembles that of rotten seafood.
After my third date with Consuela, she finally let me get in her pants. Unfortunately, she turned out to be a cevichuda, so I told her to douche and was gone by the time she finished.
Cevichuda by Dodgerection October 17, 2018

2006 Honda Civic 

One of Loudward's catchphrases, the other being "August 12, 2036".
Spongebob: Hi Loudward!
Loudward: 2006 HONDA CIVIC 2006 HONDA CIVIC 2006 HONA CIVIC

laptop civic 

A Honda Civic, usually one that looks like a beater car, tuned to the fucking moon and back to gap people on a highway or your local dragstrip. Though the laptop is not necessary to make the Civic go fast, it's used to change between tunes on the road.
Optional accessories include a GoPro that faces backwards that's stuck outside of the car to record videos that'll be posted to Youtube.
Holy shit! We just got gapped by a fucking laptop civic!
laptop civic by therealdeemz May 30, 2021