The home of the Cardinals. Noteworthy graduates include but are not limited to: Ted Bruce, Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, Ghandi, Buddha, and Jesus Christ. St. Cletus annually takes a shit on lesser Catholic schools in the area such as St. Isaac Jokes, St. John's, and St. Francis. Although they have less students than these other schools they still kick their asses in football except those St. John's pussies who are too afraid to even have a football team.

St. John's kid: Why am i such a little bitch?

Other St. John's kid: Probably because St. Cletus would never admit a loser like me

St. Cletus by Mathlete taco bell October 5, 2009

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nutty cletus

this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.

man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?

man #2: how 'bout some goobers?

man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.

man #2: oh.

nutty cletus by cocktupus January 28, 2008

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Jethro and cletus

Jethro and cletus - trailer park / redneck version of pookie and ray ray. They may engage in activities such as muddin,using and manufacturing meth,pipe bombs,
Classic rock and country music .

They don't necessarily have to be prejudiced or racist though.

Nah man I stay out trailer parks
Thats Jethro and cletus neck of the woods.

Jethro and cletus by Blu_leef November 6, 2022

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cletus bartholomew

A smart, handsome, and happy man. Cletus has gotten into countless colleges! He was posted on many instagram college pages. He was once on a news channel. Congratulations for graduating, Cletus!

Me: Dude, I saw Cletus Bartholomew on tv.
Ethan: Wow! Cool

cletus bartholomew by elliot😼 July 20, 2021

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