cletus

He's Cletus,the slack jawed yokel!

Yee-haw!

by TheWiggidy October 31, 2003

cletus

Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel. Britney Spears' husband. Inbred cracker white trash with money.

Kevin Federline is a right Cletus. Now he lives in a fine-ass triplewide!

by VegasRudeBoy September 13, 2005

cletus

a charicter on The Simpsons

cletus: i got 300 of them coopons

by Brian January 25, 2004

cletus

A fatass idiot who doesn't know anything. Right wing fanatic without being able to explain why. Self-proclaimed "straight as an arrow", but mother has described him as a "crippled gay man"

Cletus sashayed down the hall to talk to "hith betht friend" while denying he was a homosexual.

by Cindy July 29, 2004

cletus

When you see a really ugly girl, and want to put on your soccer shoes and kick her in the face

Damn she's one ugly cletus!

by Jakov O'Soare December 15, 2003

cletus

one who drives a drag weapon in example a toyota corolla,one who has benitle herpes in his hands from bashing the bishop,one who milks bulls and puts the milk on his rice bubbles,one who listens to vengaboys on his audio strada 40x4 extreamly loud car stereo

by ewok July 29, 2003

cletus

deniz rivol

this turkish guy from turkey

by mitch December 25, 2003