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An insult used to describe a stupid or ignorant person, taken from the scientific term "anencephalous", meaning "without brain".
"You cephy, how did you not know that?"
Cephy by eagle553 April 3, 2019
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bespeckled cephalopod 

Fancy dressed octopus with a monocle and buck teeth #merkmusic
Oh look a bespeckled cephalopod.
bespeckled cephalopod by Lardarse23 September 24, 2017
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jasmine cephas jones

Married to anthony Ramos

the greatest person on the planet besides her mom BeyoncƩ .
Jasmine Cephas Jones : "And Peggy"
jasmine cephas jones by Janthonyfluff December 18, 2016
How some people pronounce the phrase, "cell phone"; esp. when they're in a hurry.
{Angel}: Hey Rod, your cephone's ringing really annoyingly! Can you answer that fucking thing you asshat?

{Rod}: Just a sec Angel!

{Rod answers phone, hears the handset being slammed into the cradle at the other end}

{Rod}: Must have been a wrong number Angel; the butt dumpling on the other end just hung up when I answered. Let's get out of here! I need a McRootBeer and some McOnionRings!
cephone by Telephony July 9, 2014

Cephalanalectomy 

Surgical procedure to remove one's head from one's ass.
Billy Bob has his head up his butt so far, he'll need a cephalanalectomy to get it out.

Cephalopodsexual

Lee: I wanna fuck a squid, i’m a cephalopodsexual
Cephalopodsexual by Bunnyyyuuu January 23, 2019
A guy named 'Cephas', is a person you definitely want to spend time with. He'humble and will never let anyone's day go bad. He may look as the poorest in the gang but he's richer than you think. He probably knows how to cook too...I mean have you even asked the guy. He's the guy who's probably an insider. The guy fights himself to be a better version. He childhood was pretty damn hard,since birth. He could have been on the verge of death too . He the guy who loves girls and wants to make them his queen that one girl he finds ..he takes the relationship on another level. He's probably facing personal hardships right now. He's the guy who's always positive no matter what.He'll never get depressed for sure. The guy would make sure he sacrifices his life for a close one. He' ll die for his bros on the spot . If u ever get a mate like him...never I mean never get rid of the guy. He's charming with his talk and can probably manipulate any one's mind..on giving him what he wants. He mentally strong. The guy never takes things personally. He' ll make any ones day a happy one for them even if his day is bad . His name in the Bible also stands for the rock according to the testimonial belief. This man will never show his true hardships..he's the MAN
Cephas is my friend.
Cephas is a good cook.
Cephas by Ai27 March 4, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
ā€œI reached the TikTok Farlands broā€
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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