cephylanalectomy 

The surgical removal of one’s head from one’s own rectum, because sometimes non-surgical interventions just won’t get the job done.

The politician needs a cephylanalectomy because the politician is starting to believe the poop they are spewing.

cephylanalectomy by anonymous September 14, 2020

Cephalanalectomy 

Surgical procedure to remove one's head from one's ass.

Billy Bob has his head up his butt so far, he'll need a cephalanalectomy to get it out.

Cephalanalectomy by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough January 13, 2007