Cemeg 

A shit lesson, everyone dreads cemeg

Oh no! We have cemeg

Cemeg by DecidingZeus October 10, 2023

Cemex 

Cemex would be a term similar to jinx, except you don't put bad luck on the other.
In most cases, you say "Cemex" when the other person says what you were just thinking about.

The name came when intelectual south slavic youngsters were on a bus and one of them was questioning:
1: if it's jinx when two people say the same thing at the same time, what is it when two people think of the same thing at the same time?
2:*profoundly looks out the window and stares at one spot until a bag of cement flies in the view* *turns around* it's called cemex.....

1: That guy over there has nice hair
2: he looks like Jack
1: YES CEMEX

1: I'd love some cheap Konzum chocolate now
2: aha, cemex

1: dude the craft store is open and they're selling custom flags
2: custom flags.... OH

1: IS IT CEMEX
2: I THINK SO

Cemex by the great south slav May 22, 2018

Cementing 

Shitting on someone and rubbing it in with your bum.

Cementing on people is fun.

Cementing by Paypar January 4, 2015

Cemetery 

Quiet locations where you can locate such famous people as Michael Jackson, Marlon Brando, Heath Ledger, Farrah Fawcett and Smitty Werbenyegermanjenson

I'm going to the cemetery to try and find that guy from the Spongebob cartoon, wanna come along?

Cemetery by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

Cemetery Gates 

Song by Pantera. Seven minutes long, fifth track of Cowboys from Hell. Often considered one of the greatest songs by Pantera.

The lyrics of Cemetery Gates:

Reverend, reverend
Is this some conspiracy?
Crucified for no sins
An image beneath me
What's within our plans for life?
It all seems so unreal
I'm a man cut in half in this world
Left in my misery...

The reverend he turned to me
Without a tear in his eyes
It's nothing new for him to see
I didn't ask him why
I will remember
The love our souls had
Sworn to make
Now I watch the falling rain
All my mind can see
Now is your (face)

Well I guess
You took my youth
I gave it all away
Like the birth of a
New-found joy
This love would end in rage
And when she died
I couldn't cry
The pride within my soul
You left me incomplete
All alone as the
Memories now unfold.

Believe the word
I will unlock my door
And pass the
Cemetery Gates

Sometimes when I'm alone
I wonder aloud
If you're watching over me
Some place far abound
I must reverse my life
I can't live in the past
Then set my soul free
Belong to me at last
Through all those
Complex years
I thought I was alone
I didn't care to look around
And make this world my own
And when she died
I should've cried and spared myself some pain...
Left me incomplete
All alone as the memories still remain

The way we were
The chance to save my soul
And my concern is now in vain
Believe the word
I will unlock my door
And pass the Cemetery Gates

Cemetery Gates by Denisovich August 3, 2007

cement truck 

When your partner (preferable one who has given you blueballs), roommate, or drunken friend is asleep/passed out, you jizz on their eyes then twist their eye lashes in the hot jizzum and let it dry over night. Hopefully when they wake up the next morning, they won't be able to open their eyes and will think they have gone blind while you laugh and laugh.

Noun or verb, either's cool

Man1: Dude I gave my roommate Joshie a cement truck last night when he was passed out.

Man2: You're not a very good friend D-bag

cement truck by M3RDLOUNGE June 2, 2008

cement head 

A person so dense and stupid that he or she can only be referred to as "cement head".

I told you not to do that. Now you've fucked it up. Uhhhh!......you're a fuckin' cement head.

cement head by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007