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celebrate our differences 

an "anti-racism" video that contains racist jokes
American kid: we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to China*
Chinese people: ching chong ching chong ching, ching chong ching chong chong
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Africa*
African people: ooga booga du ooga booga duh
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Mexico*
Mexican people: nacho taco chimichanga

American kid: because its beautiful when the whole world sings together
African person: ooga booga do booga do ooga donga
Chinese person: Ching ching chong ching chong
Mexican person: taco nacho nacho taco taco burrito

celebate 

To not have sex, to be without sexing up. Can be either for relgious reasons, personal, or because no one wants to have sex with you.
Person 1: I can't believe Tom has been celebate for so long!
Person 2: I heard he became a monk!
Person 1: That's not what I heard...
Person 2: You heard that his girlfriend wanted to build their 'relationship'?
Person 1: Nope..
Person 2: No one wanted to fcuk him?
Person 1: Yep!
celebate by DiaryofaRedHead July 10, 2005

celebrate 

to be really looking forward to seeing your friend again
"i'm delighted at the thought of seeing you again after all this time. our first encounter was promising, like nothing i had felt before and i know i was tense with expectations. our ways parted and i hated you for a bit but i didnt let that get the best of me. can't we just celebrate the strange ways in which we move? we've had enough being put down.
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celebrate by Krkič April 21, 2019

celebrate 

to live and love life in the face of death
"hey, If we survive this giant wave of sickness, i want to spend my time with you and celebrate life because i love you!"
celebrate by Krkič March 14, 2020
The pimpenest guy ever. aka celeriter

Latin for swiftly or quickly
Celeriter play counter-strike.
celeriter by Celeriter (matt) March 8, 2005

celerbate 

verb
other versions celerbation, celerbating, celerbated

1. The act of masturbating to express joy for something great that just happened.

2. Masturbating to celebrate something you did that no one gives two or even a quarter of a shit about, because you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

3. A funny/ weird/ creepy as fuck/ possibly gay way of congratulating another on an accomplishment. This is done by cumming on them and saying "Cuntgratulations!!!" if they're a girl or "Cumgratulations!!!" if they're a guy.
1. John:"Hey Greg since you've done a great job around here, I'm promoting you to assistant manager!"
Greg:"Fuck yeah!! I got to go celerbate!!"
John:"....Awkward as fuck."

2. (Gets to level 50 in WOW or finishes Halo Campaign on Heroic ) Melvin: "I'm gonna celerbate!!! See mom, this is why I didn't finish high school!!"

3. Peter:" Hey Jim, did you hear that Katie got engaged!?"
Jim:" Yeah I saw the proposal on Facebook!"
Peter:" I think I might just celerbate with her! ;)"
Jim: "She's my sister, you fuck."