verb
other versions celerbation, celerbating, celerbated
1. The act of masturbating to express joy for something great that just happened.
2. Masturbating to celebrate something you did that no one gives two or even a quarter of a shit about, because you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
3. A funny/ weird/ creepy as fuck/ possibly gay way of congratulating another on an accomplishment. This is done by cumming on them and saying "Cuntgratulations!!!" if they're a girl or "Cumgratulations!!!" if they're a guy.
other versions celerbation, celerbating, celerbated
1. The act of masturbating to express joy for something great that just happened.
2. Masturbating to celebrate something you did that no one gives two or even a quarter of a shit about, because you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
3. A funny/ weird/ creepy as fuck/ possibly gay way of congratulating another on an accomplishment. This is done by cumming on them and saying "Cuntgratulations!!!" if they're a girl or "Cumgratulations!!!" if they're a guy.
1. John:"Hey Greg since you've done a great job around here, I'm promoting you to assistant manager!"
Greg:"Fuck yeah!! I got to go celerbate!!"
John:"....Awkward as fuck."
2. (Gets to level 50 in WOW or finishes Halo Campaign on Heroic ) Melvin: "I'm gonna celerbate!!! See mom, this is why I didn't finish high school!!"
3. Peter:" Hey Jim, did you hear that Katie got engaged!?"
Jim:" Yeah I saw the proposal on Facebook!"
Peter:" I think I might just celerbate with her! ;)"
Jim: "She's my sister, you fuck."
Greg:"Fuck yeah!! I got to go celerbate!!"
John:"....Awkward as fuck."
2. (Gets to level 50 in WOW or finishes Halo Campaign on Heroic ) Melvin: "I'm gonna celerbate!!! See mom, this is why I didn't finish high school!!"
3. Peter:" Hey Jim, did you hear that Katie got engaged!?"
Jim:" Yeah I saw the proposal on Facebook!"
Peter:" I think I might just celerbate with her! ;)"
Jim: "She's my sister, you fuck."
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An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.
An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.
Example---
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly
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In beer pong, a cup which each team fills 3/4 of the way up, and then proceeds to place anywhere in their own rack. The opponents turn around when the cup is being placed so that they do not know which cup to shoot at. When during the game either team proceeds to hit their opponents' celebration cup, the team whose cup it is gets to celebrate because, as a result, they get to drink extra! A loud celebration ensues, with all four players taking part--two of them because they hit a cup, and two because they get to enjoy more delicious Natty Light. It is also common courtesy to thank the opposing team for hitting your celebration cup.
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When a liberal writes that increased immigration is good because it leads to a liberal demographic shift, but then writes that conservatives decrying increased immigration are pushing "replacement theory," that's celebration parallax.
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by sandspit November 30, 2009
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Person 1: Abbi loves sleeping with professors on the first date.
Person 2: Why are you putting her down? You wouldn’t if she was a man
Person 1: Oh no you didn’t get it! I don’t have an issue with it, I’m slut celebrating her! She should do it more often.
Person 2: Why are you putting her down? You wouldn’t if she was a man
Person 1: Oh no you didn’t get it! I don’t have an issue with it, I’m slut celebrating her! She should do it more often.
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