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by Ian Mott February 3, 2010
Get the Celebridouche mug.ce·leb·ri·cunt {suh-leb-ri-kuhnt}
–noun, plural
1. a famous or well known asshole
2. a useless person who produces nothing and should commit suicide for the benefit of humanity, but instead persists on living
3. any person who appears on the pages of People Magazine
4. a famous person who gets married more than once
5. Paris Hilton
–noun, plural
1. a famous or well known asshole
2. a useless person who produces nothing and should commit suicide for the benefit of humanity, but instead persists on living
3. any person who appears on the pages of People Magazine
4. a famous person who gets married more than once
5. Paris Hilton
by FUCK CELEBRITIES February 1, 2007
Get the celebricunt mug.A celebricrush (celebrity crush) is a crush or infatuation with a celebrity or star.
It usually begins by watching a movie that seems like it would appeal to you and realising that the supporting/lead actress/actor is your idea of perfection.
You will research them on wikipedia and find their filmography along with various articles, you will read them extensively until you could pass any test on their life.
You will be unable to close the tabs on your browser containing information about them or pictures of them.
You will eventually stumble upon their relationship with another actor/actress and get infuriated and jealous and develop an inferiority complex.
My personal celebricrush is Rachel McAdams due to the fact that she is perfect on and off screen as she is beautiful and has an amazing personality. I am currently in the "comedown" stage of the celebricrush where your obsession has degraded to an interest.
Your crush will end in one of three ways:
1) You will get older and become more mature and realise that it will never happen
2) You'll go to a film festival they're scheduled to attend and ask for an autograph after finding the courage, only to get it signed and watch them walk away without acknowledging you to sign another fan's picture of them in lingerie
3) You kill yourself because you're a worthless faggot who realises that they will never get their celebricrush therefore deciding that there's no point to continue with life
It usually begins by watching a movie that seems like it would appeal to you and realising that the supporting/lead actress/actor is your idea of perfection.
You will research them on wikipedia and find their filmography along with various articles, you will read them extensively until you could pass any test on their life.
You will be unable to close the tabs on your browser containing information about them or pictures of them.
You will eventually stumble upon their relationship with another actor/actress and get infuriated and jealous and develop an inferiority complex.
My personal celebricrush is Rachel McAdams due to the fact that she is perfect on and off screen as she is beautiful and has an amazing personality. I am currently in the "comedown" stage of the celebricrush where your obsession has degraded to an interest.
Your crush will end in one of three ways:
1) You will get older and become more mature and realise that it will never happen
2) You'll go to a film festival they're scheduled to attend and ask for an autograph after finding the courage, only to get it signed and watch them walk away without acknowledging you to sign another fan's picture of them in lingerie
3) You kill yourself because you're a worthless faggot who realises that they will never get their celebricrush therefore deciding that there's no point to continue with life
Faggot 1: *Opens chat with friend on MSN* Dude! You have to go watch The Notebook! Rachel McAdams is so perfect!
Faggot 2: It's a chick flick...
Faggot 1: Yeah, but Rachel McAdams is in it and she's the perfect specimen of perfection@!@!
Faggot 2: Wow man... nice celebricrush you cunt...
Faggot 2: It's a chick flick...
Faggot 1: Yeah, but Rachel McAdams is in it and she's the perfect specimen of perfection@!@!
Faggot 2: Wow man... nice celebricrush you cunt...
by iSub March 29, 2011
Get the Celebricrush mug.A devastating social disorder where a person wants to achieve celebrity without any work. Symptoms present themselves in: the desire to be famous (or becoming famous) for doing absolutely nothing, entitlement issues, excessive Twitter activity; amassing an army of facebook friends for no particular purpose (i.e. showingcasing one's art, reel, portfolio, etc.) other than to garner attention. The sufferer is often deluded by the idea that one can be "made" a celebrity if enough people follow or friend them. Other signs of the disorder can include creating and/or "leaking" your own sex tape, public photos without underwear, inability to form or maintain genuine relationships, the title of "socialite", and rich parents who might have actually accomplished something in their lifetime.
Dr. Kibblesauce: Celebritism is becoming rampant among today's youth...a crippling disorder my research shows to have originated with Paris Hilton and mutated in Kim Kardashian. It is also closely associated with Los Angelism.
John (on Twitter): Yay! I'm up to 3442 friends on facebook!
Jane: Dude, you gotta tone down the celebritism...you only know 42 of them!
Meg (tweeting about her dog): Apparently Cherie's surgery went really well. (Thank goodness!!) She's in recovery now. #getwellsooncherie
Guy: Who the fu©k cares?? God, I wanna smack that bitch then go eat a cheeseburger.
John (on Twitter): Yay! I'm up to 3442 friends on facebook!
Jane: Dude, you gotta tone down the celebritism...you only know 42 of them!
Meg (tweeting about her dog): Apparently Cherie's surgery went really well. (Thank goodness!!) She's in recovery now. #getwellsooncherie
Guy: Who the fu©k cares?? God, I wanna smack that bitch then go eat a cheeseburger.
by nearly civilized February 21, 2011
Get the Celebritism mug.Bloopers of the established rich and famous people is called celebroops. Note the difference from celeboops. Celeboops are bloopers from a marginal celeb.
Some say that the r in celebroops gives it the extra gravitas. Some say the r stands for riches.
Some say that the r in celebroops gives it the extra gravitas. Some say the r stands for riches.
"Todays celeboops are tomorrows celebroops." - Anon
by Underdoggie March 10, 2008
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