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Celebricrush 

A celebricrush (celebrity crush) is a crush or infatuation with a celebrity or star.

It usually begins by watching a movie that seems like it would appeal to you and realising that the supporting/lead actress/actor is your idea of perfection.

You will research them on wikipedia and find their filmography along with various articles, you will read them extensively until you could pass any test on their life.

You will be unable to close the tabs on your browser containing information about them or pictures of them.

You will eventually stumble upon their relationship with another actor/actress and get infuriated and jealous and develop an inferiority complex.

My personal celebricrush is Rachel McAdams due to the fact that she is perfect on and off screen as she is beautiful and has an amazing personality. I am currently in the "comedown" stage of the celebricrush where your obsession has degraded to an interest.

Your crush will end in one of three ways:
1) You will get older and become more mature and realise that it will never happen
2) You'll go to a film festival they're scheduled to attend and ask for an autograph after finding the courage, only to get it signed and watch them walk away without acknowledging you to sign another fan's picture of them in lingerie
3) You kill yourself because you're a worthless faggot who realises that they will never get their celebricrush therefore deciding that there's no point to continue with life
Faggot 1: *Opens chat with friend on MSN* Dude! You have to go watch The Notebook! Rachel McAdams is so perfect!
Faggot 2: It's a chick flick...
Faggot 1: Yeah, but Rachel McAdams is in it and she's the perfect specimen of perfection@!@!
Faggot 2: Wow man... nice celebricrush you cunt...
Celebricrush by iSub March 29, 2011

celebritrash 

High profile attention whores who appear frequently on reality shows, talk shows, in gossip magazines, entertainment news, and so on, usually displaying deplorable moral character in said media. Also, any "news" related to these people.
Hey, did you read in (checkout aisle mag) that so-and-so is pregnant with what's-his-face's baby, and she's still married to derp-de-derp?

Hell no, I have no interest in all that celebritrash.
celebritrash by daGeeksta June 20, 2010

Celebracrush 

A crush on a celebrity. A feeling of lust for somebody famous that will not be fulfilled.
Bob: You have such a Celebracrush on George Clooney.
Greg: Doesn't everybody?

or...

Steve: OMG I <3 Hayley Williams!
Sally: You should get over that Celebracrush coz' you don't have a chance.
Celebracrush by Z0MGCODY September 26, 2009

Celebrucrush 

When you have a crush on a celebrity. A strong impulse towards a person that is categorized as a "celebrity"
Girl 1: "I have a celebrucrush on Nate Ruess. I haven't found a song of his I don't like."

Girl 2: "Oh, I know, girl. He reminds me of my celebrucrush Harry Connick, Jr."
Celebrucrush by Lacamaguzi May 7, 2013

CelebuCrush 

A passing, but intense attraction to somebody in the media, but not to the extent that one turns into a member of the stalkerrazzi.

Coined by Phosphor-a.k.a. SparkCollector in January of 2006
http://urlx.org/google.com/0eeb0
"I just saw the TV show 'Friends' for the first time this week and I have a serious CelebuCrush on Jennifer Aniston. Last week, my CelebuCrush was for Pamela Anderson."
CelebuCrush by Phosphor July 20, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026