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celebricrat

A celebrtity who gets political. In some extreme cases (like the guy who is now governor of california) they will run for office and win. But if one just makes public political statements and/or supports a candidate, then that celebrity has become a celebricrat.
Naturaly, most celebricrats are on the political left (celiberals) because that is the less moralistic party, the strongest party in California, as opposed to the right-wing celebrities (constarvatives). The celiberals are often denounced by right-wing pundits as traitors. The constarvatives are usually just blown off by left-wingers as rich morons.
Here are some famous celebricrats
Celiberals:
Bruce Springsteen
Sean Penn
Jon Bon Jovi
Madonna
Billie Joe Armstrong
Kanye West
Whoopi Goldberg
Christopher Reeve
Scarlett Johanson
Sean John Combs
Chuck D
Ice Cube
The late Kurt Cobain
Barbara Streisand
Joey Ramone

And the Constarvatives:
Britney Spears
Johnny Ramone
Arnold Schwarzeneger
Jessie Ventura
Jessica Simpson
Kid Rock
Ronald Reagan
Lynn Swann
Ann Coulter
by jonzo the weasel July 28, 2006
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celebricunt

ce·leb·ri·cunt {suh-leb-ri-kuhnt}
–noun, plural
1. a famous or well known asshole
2. a useless person who produces nothing and should commit suicide for the benefit of humanity, but instead persists on living
3. any person who appears on the pages of People Magazine
4. a famous person who gets married more than once
5. Paris Hilton
Paris "Waste of Oxygen" Hilton is a celebricunt, Britney "Bitch" Spears is a celebricunt, etc.
by FUCK CELEBRITIES February 1, 2007
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celebritat

"I'm going to the parlor to get a celebritat! I'm thinking Britney Spears' face?"
by d@ b!g $l00t January 14, 2010
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Celebricrush

A celebricrush (celebrity crush) is a crush or infatuation with a celebrity or star.

It usually begins by watching a movie that seems like it would appeal to you and realising that the supporting/lead actress/actor is your idea of perfection.

You will research them on wikipedia and find their filmography along with various articles, you will read them extensively until you could pass any test on their life.

You will be unable to close the tabs on your browser containing information about them or pictures of them.

You will eventually stumble upon their relationship with another actor/actress and get infuriated and jealous and develop an inferiority complex.

My personal celebricrush is Rachel McAdams due to the fact that she is perfect on and off screen as she is beautiful and has an amazing personality. I am currently in the "comedown" stage of the celebricrush where your obsession has degraded to an interest.

Your crush will end in one of three ways:
1) You will get older and become more mature and realise that it will never happen
2) You'll go to a film festival they're scheduled to attend and ask for an autograph after finding the courage, only to get it signed and watch them walk away without acknowledging you to sign another fan's picture of them in lingerie
3) You kill yourself because you're a worthless faggot who realises that they will never get their celebricrush therefore deciding that there's no point to continue with life
Faggot 1: *Opens chat with friend on MSN* Dude! You have to go watch The Notebook! Rachel McAdams is so perfect!
Faggot 2: It's a chick flick...
Faggot 1: Yeah, but Rachel McAdams is in it and she's the perfect specimen of perfection@!@!
Faggot 2: Wow man... nice celebricrush you cunt...
by iSub March 29, 2011
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Celebracation

A celebratory vacation such as a birthday.
"I'm off for the next two weeks for my celebracation!"
by LiLiz C. October 20, 2016
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Celebricate

The fabrication of celebrity; the manufacturing of a celebrity for capital gain.
The celebrication of Paris Hilton can be attributed to the release of a sex tape in 2003, which brought the celebutante to a new level of fame, leading to magazine covers, a book deal, and a reality TV series.

The surfacing of celebrity sex tapes has become so common that some in the popular media have suggested that celebrity agents and PR representatives sometimes purposely allow the releases to celebricate their client's career.
by Brian Rushton Phillips August 16, 2010
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celebritwat

The cooter of a celebrity, raised to celebrity status through paparazzi exposure.
Rasta: "Did you see those celebritwat pics on the net?

Mon: "Whose this time...Britney, Lindsay, or Paris?"

Rasta: "No way man, Kelly Osbourne."

Mon: "Nasty."
by Tryky May 13, 2009
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