Celebuton

A person famous for being famous. There’s no discernible reason for everyone knowing them, and they aren’t usually famous for skills, talents or any products.

They’re just famous for being famous.

“OMG it’s KIM KARDASHIAN!!!”
“...Why is she even famous?”
“Um...because she’s a celebrity?”
“She’s more of a celebuton.”

Celebuton by xEddieMunsterx July 27, 2018

celebutard 

A mash-up of the words "celebrity" and "retarded," the word celebutard refers to any of a crop of famous people (mostly young, mostly filthy rich) who are unable to form complete sentences in a public setting. In fact, they probably couldn't even grasp the concept that "celebutard" is made up of two separate words.

Did you see Paris/Jessica/Britney/Lindsey's interview in OK! Magazine? I was amazed at her erudition. Sike! She was a total celebutard.

celebutard by EmilyHaHa January 3, 2007

celebutante

A person of high society and wealth whose famous just for the fact of being rich and fabulous. A socialite who is "famous for being famous."

Paris Hilton, Ally Hilfiger, and Fabian Basabe are all noted celebutantes.

celebutante by enamils October 16, 2005

Celebuwant 

celebuwant: noun. ce-leb-u-want. One who seeks the slightest bit of fame via the internet or reality television. Synonym: fame-whore. Most celebuwants envision they will become full fledged celebrities some day.

"That skank on the Bachelor was there 'for the wrong reasons' She is a total celebuwant."

Elizabeth Hasselback is an example of a celebuwant who actually made it happen.

Celebuwant by Cecilia Cannon May 13, 2008

celebutard 

A famous stupid person. Typically refers to the current crop of vapid celebrities.

Celebutard Paris Hilton got the name of her own videogame wrong.

celebutard by Surge2010 May 25, 2006

Celebation 

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.

"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".

Celebation by PantsofCorn June 3, 2011

celebriton 

a famous British person, a British celebrity (from "celebrity" + "briton")

Frank: I saw Hugh Grant yesterday in Central Park.
Jen: This celebriton? No kidding!

celebriton by KurtSteinerPL August 20, 2011