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Something that has gone wrong or someone has done something stupid e.g slept with their cousin.

Ceeque can also mean that’s shite or could have went better.

Can also be classified as a culchie term or by city wankers.
Stuart’s night out was pure ceeque cause he slept with his cousin
Ceeque by Stuartislove April 9, 2019
Words you can keep

Chequeos 

Mid-ranking Mara Salvatrucha 13 (MS-13) gang members.
Ex. 1

"Mid-ranking MS-13 Enterprise members in Mendota, known as "Chequeos" often respond to requests through social media from non-Enterprise affected El Salvadorans who are being harassed by rival gangs, including the Bulldogs. Chequoes will respond to these requests and intimidate or attack the rival gang member."

USA v. Guevara Indictment, February 25, 2021

Ex. 2

Sombra: A couple Bulldogs just hit a lick on the Elote Lady! They were woofing big time!

Cuche: Get the Chequeos and bring the machete! We gonna regulate on them stray mutts!

Sombra: Them Bulldogs are gonna be looking like hot dogs when we're done with 'em!
Chequeos by ZXY&ABC February 26, 2021

hairy chequebook 

Payment made with a sexual act or favours of the flesh. An alternative method of payment for goods or services, generally used when one is strapped for cash. Technically speaking this is prostitution.
Cabbie: That will be $21.20 thanks.
Punter: Oh fuck, I'm out of cash. Can I pay by the hairy chequebook?
hairy chequebook by Natboy September 11, 2005

Signing Cheques you can't cash 

Making a promise that you have no realistic chance you can keep.
Jordy to Cheryl - I promise you will win a new car today.
Cheryl to Jordy - You're Signing Cheques you can't cash

chequered past 

Bad history of someone due to unreputable actions from the previous years
Chequered past continued to haunt the old lady.
chequered past by MNig March 31, 2007

Chaveler Cheque 

n. Similar to a traditional cheque but differs in the fact that the cheque is guaranteed to bounce. Given out by chavs usually to Argos stores in exchange for cheap jewelry.
"So I heard that Argos lost £3000 through chavelers cheques last quarter"
Chaveler Cheque by FlyHigh September 3, 2005

glass cheque 

A Glaswegian term: Describes a special glass bottle, containing Irn-Bru, or other similar soft drink, available in many cornershops in Scotland. The bottle is returnable and currently attracts a 25p refund when you give the bottle back to the shop. Called a cheque as they are often collected and cashed (like a cheque)by students and cheap bastards alike either to buy more Bru, or with enough bottles, some skag.
I'm gonnie cash these glass cheques and get some more Bru and a kebab.
glass cheque by Dean Durrant August 19, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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